What realy annoys you?

[geloge]

If your suit is loose enough sometimes you can slide the leg opening over and take a dump right in the water if no one is around.

Shits in the pool or in the beach

 

[Toy-Boy]

People who carry around Fiji water bottles. So pretentious

 

[cyravance]

having to take take a dump when i'm the middle of a good swim or in the water, because it's never those nice, fast, dry and clean dumps that take 2 - 4 wipes. oh, no. it's those that take like 15 wipes or the whole fucking roll and you still feel unclean after so you have to take a shower.

Dorkzilla, you know what takes care of that? Metamucil. It's truly a 'wonder substance'. You get on a regular program with that stuff, and your 'dumps' will come out clean as a whistle. One wipe, tops. It consolidates everything.
And the orange flavor tastes just like Tang, remember Tang? It's what the astronauts drank.
But really, it works well.

 

[cyravance]

But what REALLY annoys me is that stupid "type the characters in the box" shit that many websites have...
Ok. There's a triangle, a sideways '3', and something that might be an 'L' or an 'H', depending on what the thing next to it is...
I don't even HAVE that shit on my keyboard!

 

[bulge]

Lack of male-on-male sex.

 

[bearbacked]

People who drive around the parking lot looking for the nearest parking spot avail. park further and WALK!!!

I wish they WERE driving around. But I hate the ones that block the way waiting for someone to get in their car/buckle up/etc when there's plenty space just a bit further up.

 

[JoeyLj]

Pretension

People who say 'No offence, but......'

 

[pauliesan89]

oh i found something else, TWILIGHT. Dont get me wrong i like it but it shits me off to no end, edward cullen is such a weirdo stalker emo bitch. Bella is the same i mean come on who sits around staring at a window for months then gives up a hot peice of ass for the guy that wants you to marry him before he will fuck your ass off!... i could see edward cullen on the sex offenders list. Effin stalker, he watches her at night she is like awwww sweet.. most of us would be like eewww creepy!
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