What should I do about my fake TV star online booty call?

[brothershoelace]

I need some advice — or at least to be told I'm crazy. I'm an average 29-year-old gay guy from the Los Angeles area who, every once in awhile, goes on sleazy hookup sites and poses as a girl, talking straight guys into dropping their pants on camera or whatever. I don't take it seriously. I usually just do it for fun when I'm bored and a little horny, and I've never kept in contact with any of them before.

Well, for the past week, I've been talking to a straight guy near me who I figured out through pictures he sent me, things that he's told me, and just generally the way he looks on camera that he's an actor on a TV show. (He told me he used to model and does something else now. He doesn't know I figured it out.) He's actually a really sweet guy who is apparently having problems with his girlfriend.

The issue is that I'm kinda getting attached to him, and I think he's really digging the woman that he thinks I am. I'm not a complete idiot. I know he's straight, and nothing will ever happen (though I did spot him once in a gay-biseuxal room on the hookup site where we met, but that could've been an accident or something). I can tell he's really hurting and needs a friend — as well as a good blowjob.

The truth is that I would love to figure out a way to suck his cock. Should I open up and be honest about what I've done? Can I find out a way for our paths to cross in real life? Or must I drop the whole charade altogether and quit screwing with this guy? I do want to tell him that he needs to be smarter because he could jeopardize his career fooling around online. Mostly, I just want to make him cum.

I know from what we've talked about that if the stars aligned I could give him the best blowjob ever. I do feel bad about continually lying to this totally adorable stud, especially when he keeps opening up to me about his life and the rough patch that he's apparently having with his girlfriend. I never thought I would find myself in this situation. It's exciting and weird, and I have no idea what to do.

 

[QuinnRider]

I would stop ASAP. If he's straight, you won't be sucking his cock, it will only cause damage to prolong the inevitable! [sp??]

 

[star-warrior]

1. You have no chance with him in real life.
2. You don't need to be on that site.

 

[Corny]

the ONLY option that you have is to be honest with him and hope for the very little chance that he does not ignore you from then on.

or tell him that you are a ladyboy and hope he goes for that

 

[Croynan]

tell him the truth ASAP including that you are a gay male and that you would just like to be friends.also make sure you make a sincere apology for your rude behaviour.

eM

 

[PrettyWings]

Disgust.


Advise : Drop the charade altogether, then you could either :

A) Tell him the truth [No Keri Hilson]

- But the chances of you starting a friendship with this guy would probably be pretty low, considering you're a fraud, betrayed his trust, and took advantage of him in a vulnerable state. Not to mention, if this guy is really "digging the woman" he thinks you are [like you said] that would hurt him more and make it that much more difficult.

OR

B) Just forget about it & him.

- No need to come clean, apologize, etc. Just cease communication. Confessing may screw him up if he's really that much captivated by your alter ego. In addition, confessing will just delude you into thinking you'll have a chance to make it this straight [?] guy. Besides, if he wanted a guy he would have chosen to talk to one, right?? He chose you [the female version =/] for a reason, right?

 

[diamondstar]

@TC: Don't deceive that man like that. Personally U should just cease all contact with him. However, if U need a believable reason why U can't speak to him no more. Say that ur husband caught U in the act and threaten to divorce U if U continued speaking the the actor again. Furthermore U come to realize that U love ur fictional husband and decided to cut ties with Actor Boy.

 

[G-Lexington]

Why do you feel bad? You've not only got a guy showing you his junk, but a hot straight famous guy showing you his junk. (How fortuitous that he doesn't ask for anything in return!) Just keep on him until he lets you suck him off. That shouldn't take more than a couple more months at the outside. At that point, you'll presumably lose interest, and you can post all the photos (and video) here for our titillation. Or sell the story for TMZ for some serious coin.

Hey, he's a hot straight famous guy. He's all but asking for it.

Lex

 

[Paws]

I smell a troll.

If not, you're a total whackjob.

He's a troll AND a whackjob

 

[brothershoelace]

I'm definitely not a troll, but I might be a whackjob. I can admit that. I think PrettyWings' second option is the best and most thougtful solution. The possibility of upsetting him in his already fragile state is much greater than anything actually happening between us if I reveal all to him. That said, I have considered going to his gym to see what would happen if our paths crossed in real life, but that could still be classified as deceptive and weird. I haven't heard from him or reached out to him in a few days, so maybe it's over. C'est la vie. I still can't help but wonder if I should tell him that I figured out who he is and advise him to be more discreet when he's playing around online. He's not Brad Pitt or anything, though I easily figured out who he was, and I don't even watch his TV show. Oh, and I would never sell the photos or video to TMZ or post them here, G-Lexington. I think he's actually a nice guy and doesn't deserve that. See? Maybe I'm not a total whackjob.

 

[stk620]

i think you should tell me this website so that I may do the same thing but i digress...its his own problem not something you should worry your poor pretty little heart over, he could also be feeding you a crock of bull & just a serial cheater or something. there is lots of scenarios for this situation

 

[boxerdudeuk]

That's messed up. Reverse the roles and you'll see how you've been treating him. You're a douchebag. He doesn't deserve that.

 

[geloge]

Probably he sent you pictures he found in internet, you are in peace.

Tell him the true and try to find a gay guy.

 

[AlmondMilk]

Everyone else pretty much said what I was going to say

You put yourself in a situation and it's hard to come out of... you have his trust already. You baited and got him and in the end he actually baited you in a way. Definitely just come out clean to him. You could always keep talking to him with no intention of meeting for an actual bj. But that's just really wrong.

At least you're not going to sell the pics and stuff. that would just be even more messed up.

If the guy is as nice as you say, then let him in on the truth. He'll most likely not talk to you, but... how can you blame him?

 

[PrettyWings]

I assume you're going to his Gym to try to befriend. In any event, I'm interested in hearing how this unfolds. So keep us updated.

 

[diamondstar]

@lexington: You're an evil person.

 

[star-warrior]

I have considered going to his gym to see what would happen if our paths crossed in real life, but that could still be classified as deceptive and weird.

No, that'll make you a stalker...

See? Maybe I'm not a total whackjob.

Awww... a tart with a heart

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Oh, and I would never sell the photos or video to TMZ or post them here, G-Lexington. I think he's actually a nice guy and doesn't deserve that. See? Maybe I'm not a total whackjob.

You already had ten or so JUBbers giving the same advice, so I assumed adding an eleventh voice to the choir wouldn't have had much additional effect. Which is why I decided to go the other way. Play devil's advocate and encourage you along the "whackjob" route, in the assumption that you'd be able to see what that path looked like fully-lit. Yes, as a few people have pointed out to me, there's a chance this would've blown up in my face. You could've decided that that actually sounded really appealing, and announced that you were going to do it, and thanks for the encouragement! But again, this was "advice" given at the tail end of a dozen or so well-presented arguments for the other side. If you had gone ahead and followed my "advice" after that many warnings to the contrary, my theory would have been that you had already made up your mind what to do before you even posted, and you were simply looking for an audience to share your "findings" with.

Glad you're doing the right thing. But stop dangling the string with vague hints about the guy's ID. Consider the subject closed.

>>>@lexington: You're an evil person.

It's strange how few people figure this out.

Lex

 

[boxerdudeuk]

Can I remind you he's straight? He doesn't want a blow job from you. He wants it from a woman.

What's the mentality that makes gay men think that straight guys are secretly wanting blowjobs from them?

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>What's the mentality that makes gay men think that straight guys are secretly wanting blowjobs from them?

We're better at it.

(obligatory smiley)

Lex