What should I do about my fake TV star online booty call?

[CGHJ]

Man up and tell him what you done. It won't work out but at least he'll learn to be a little more mistrustful of assh...I mean people he meets on the internet. Which is sad but it's a rough world and it's a lesson he apparently needs to learn, and the longer her goes on and the more he gets into you the worse it will be for him. If he's a nice guy he doesn't deserve that.

Or you could always tell him that you love him, that he's a wonderful person, but your ex-boyfriend just got out of prison and you have to flee to Papau New Guinea for your own safety. You wish you could be together but there's not going to be any internet at St. Mary's 'Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering' Ophanage of the Jungle, where you will be hiding posing as a nurse distributing smallpox vaccines to underprivileged kids, and you hope he understands.

 

[brothershoelace]

Well, it's been a few weeks, and I thought I'd update everyone, especially the very crafty G-Lexington. The not-so-savvy actor has e-mailed me a few times. I haven't responded, though I must admit I still have a hankering to get him off again online. (He likes it when I talk dirty to him, and tell him what to do on camera.) I'm not sure how much longer I can go without making him come. It's addicting. Anyway, I've resigned myself to the fact that any attempt to take our sexual "relationship" offline is futile and ultimately just too weird. However, if we every organically cross paths in real life, I'm gonna chalk that up to fate and say something to him. Los Angeles is a big town, so it's not really likely.

 

[CGHJ]

That is wise, glad to near it. I mean, it sux to have to put down such a fun toy but ultimately it's the better choice and by being that kind of person, you will deserve to find someone who you can have that much fun with but honestly, which is so much better. There is such thing as Karma, and that earned you some good points