What should I do with this kid ??

[SantaCBear]

He keeps showing up at my house every other day...

 

[looseliam]

What shouldn't you do with him?

 

[SantaCBear]

^ I'm thinking about doing him ...

 

[Soilwork]

get him a haircut, for starters...

 

[panda29]

If you don't do him ! I will just send him over

 

[cbtfan]

Send him to me...
My address is.....


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[Paws]

Put him in a more comfortable position.

 

[tx_doc]

I dunno, but it would seem that his lipgloss is poppin'

 

[RandomAccess]

You need to tan his backside for having such naff curtains!

Only a truly gay man would notice the curtains!!!

 

[Yorkeys Knob]

Honey, get the chairs recovered for starters

 

[D-Base]

Would you look at that hair

 

[kevbo]

Check to see if he indeed has a penis

 

[Ramindra]

I can assure you he has a penis. I saw it when he was at my place last week. Knows how to use it too although it proved to be that he much preferred to have his buttocks plundered.

 

[Phydeaux]

He keeps showing up at my house every other day...

He's obviously looking for a daddy bear to hold him... I say give him what he wants, and give it to him good .

I dunno, but it would seem that his lipgloss is poppin'

...and you should also have him write down where he gets it from, 'cause I'm all out of my lip gloss, and I must admit that bubble gum is poppin'

NO MUSIC!!!



Oh, who you know spit it hard to a hand-clap?


Sorry that song's been in my head for days. It's so bad but it's so damned catchy

 

[runner]

You should definitely send him my way.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Send him over here to rake my leaves post haste!!

 

[gabriel1]

You really need to re cover those chairs

 

[sheep]

Is that really lip gloss or perhaps a certain bodily fluid?

If you don't know what you should do, turn in your gay card and drop him off at my place. I'll make his pretty smile even prettier

 

[G-Lexington]

Kid? That's no kid. I hate to say this, but since nobody else will, I guess it falls to me.

SCB, you got yourself an elf. And those things are a bugger to get rid of.

Don't be overly concerned, though. Yes, there are some negative drawbacks of having an elf infestation. They play their insipid lyres and dance until dawn, they laugh at EVERYTHING, and they're hard to hide when family comes calling. (Don't bother locking him in the basement - they can pick any lock.) But on the bright side, they're easily trained (just hand him a cookbook and show him to the kitchen), they keep the place tidy, they live friggin' forever so he'll always look like that, and they're masters at the art of sex.

In short, enjoy your infestation. Many gay men would kill for such an opportunity.

Lex

 

[Huskerboy]

^^^^ If Lex is indeed correct, and I have no reason to believe otherwise, and you grow tired of him, send him my way!

We need a poolboy and a houseboy... you can keep the drapes and the chairs... (ugh!) We'll work the hair over once he's here.

Ta!