What should I get Harkie Boo for Valentine's Day?

[fabulouslyghetto]

Maybe I'll have a nude painting done of this gorgeous cocoa brown body and have it framed, sounds hot right? I mean you can only give a man so many lapdances and fuzzy black handcuffs before it starts to become vanilla (no offense Harkie Boo you know you're my vanilla bean ice cream cone and I'm your cinnamon queen).

 

[FPNY]

He likes hickies on the head of his cock...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

He likes hickies on the head of his cock...

It doesn't count as a gift if it's something that I do the other 364 days a year. I'm thinking the entire box set dvd collection of Living Single.

 

[ballcaphair]

Nhojj mp3s, a slow dance and laid back love-making. Any extras a a bonus. Fall in... Oh yeah, and happy Valentines Day.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Penicillin.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Penicillin.

I know you're not dumb enough to throw shade at my man. See I'm not wound all the way tight, I will snatch a bitch's entire wig for talking greasy about my Harkie Boo.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Let me tie my hair up just in case anybody else decide to pop off at the mouth.

 

[rareboy]

Penicillin.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Don't get snatched, Priscilla.

 

[Cormac135]

Buy him a big dicked whore for the night.

Do you know any ?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Buy him a big dicked whore for the night.

Do you know any ?

That's easy, I'm a big dicked whore. So do I make the check out to myself or.....???

 

[sixthson]

A penis pump and a refill of his Viagra.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

A penis pump and a refill of his Viagra.

He doesn't need a pump or viagra, as soon as I unwrap this luscious Godiva and he gets one look at all this chocolatey goodness his soldier stands straight up at attention. You got me fucked up hoe.

 

[sixthson]

He doesn't need a pump or viagra, as soon as I unwrap this luscious Godiva and he gets one look at all this chocolatey goodness his soldier stands straight up at attention. You got me fucked up hoe.

You need it bad, don't you?

 

[unloadonme]

A dyke to put his finger in?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You need it bad, don't you?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Do I get to have a say?

 

[HoodedRat]

Penicillin.

 

[Cormac135]

That's easy, I'm a big dicked whore. So do I make the check out to myself or.....???

Dream on.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Do I get to have a say?

Of course you do papi, tell me your heart's desire.