What Skills Do You Have

[tbonez]

... I've got vocabulary coming out my ass.

I've been chucking to myself since I read that...Kept thinking: Ya, but can you lip-sync God Save the Queen with your cootch? (Probably too obscure a movie reference...or I've muddled the details)

 

[Swellegant]

^ I probably could if I knew the words, but I've never looked to see... where did I put that hand mirror?

 

[alley]

Bah...hand mirror, you have to start the yoga---makes looking at your own ass so much easier.

 

[StlKj]

I hug, therefore I am.

 

[alley]

I hug, therefore I am.

And you are a good kisser as well.

 

[gdude30]

I am a quick healer
I am resilient and have a good defense.
I am quick
I catch up fast
I am able to overcome most things
I am flawed
I am great at writing/typing
I am a fast reader


And I can't think of anything else.

 

[Jory]

Skills?...................

 

[Joshua_me]

Well, let's see...

1) I can hear any song or tune on the radio or wherever and sit down and play it on the piano. That seems to impress people. (although, I don't understand why everyone can't do it... )

2) I can write fairly well. Many people ask me to write their resumes for them.

3) I can give a good old fashioned toe-curling blowjob that you'll never forget.

4) I kinda suck at stand-up, but some nights go better than others.

I guess that's about it.

 

[tbonez]

I can do a handstand on one hand

I can ride a unicycle

I can climb a telephone pole in a pair of Pumas

I can double-clutch, speed shift and heal-and-toe flawlessly

I can lick the tip of my nose (and other things)

I can do a rubix cube while reading Margaret MacMillan's Paris 1919

I can see in the dark

So basically nothing of any real tangable value.

 

[Swellegant]

No tangible value? At least three of those skills would make you a top earner as a sex professional.

I would spend the next few minutes considering you climbing a pole and licking your nose, but I'm at work now and they frown on surreptitious masturbation.

 

[tbonez]

Robert~Marlénè, is it OK if I crush on you just a bit?

Not that I'm into popularity contests but...You are without a doubt one of my favourite Jubbies. You make me smile, laugh and quite often have a good think. If you could be bottled I'd happiy get sloshed on Marlénè mimosas every weekend.

As for licking the tip of my nose: I always assumed everyone could. I only found out that it was unusual when someone pointed out I had some guacamole on the tip of my nose and I just licked it off . (My hands were full of taco.) Now, sadly, its become a trademark party trick.

I'm also great at getting distracted. Today I banished everyone from the study so I could finish a report I'm supposed to be researching/writing. Well, I've poured over last Sunday's N.Y. Times (twice), attempted the crossword, read 75 pages of Augusten Burrough's *Magical Thinking, eaten a bag of dulse, polished off three Brahmas (yum yum), trolled JUB and accomplished almost nothing that I needed to do.

Perhaps instead of calling it "distracted" I'll classify it as multi-tasking. In 20 mins. my self-imposed exile is over...Thank the gods!

*Augusten Burrough's book Magical Thinking is brilliant BTW, I'd highly recommend it: http://www.amazon.com/Magical-Thinking-Stories-Augusten-Burroughs/dp/0312315953
Very witty, well written and entertaining. Running with Scissors (another Burrough's book) is also a great read.

 

[StlKj]

There are about five Jubbers who can vouch or not for my skills.

I don't kiss and tell.

But I tell enough to reveal I have something I won't tell.

 

[saebuffyboy]

The mad kind.

 

[StlKj]

The mad kind.

I give you mad props for your mad skills.

 

[dynk]

I am a good cook,
I drive at raceway speeds,
I have been skydiving,
I know I am a good kisser,
I am a good painter, and artistic.
For $500 I will give anyone a great time in bed for the night.
I am a nurse practitioner.
I have been married and had a son