What trivial law would you introduce if you came to power ?

[Cormac135]

If you had the power to introduce new laws, which ones would you force through and why?

Banning Under 7 year olds on planes.

Banning woman from all gyms, swimming pools etc.

I would make it illegal to ride a bicycle over the age of 24, leave it go guys.

Ban all plastic surgery barring deformity fix.

Do you have any ?

 

[mikey3000]

Pointing at crosswalks .

 

[NotHardUp1]

Anyone using a cell phone in a theater or other similar performance would be subject to being kicked in the shins by anyone in attendance.

 

[jaynoel]

I'm not sure where your definition of "trivial" begins and ends, but here are mine:

1. No one is required to censor any bad words from their broadcast if they don't want to. However, if they do choose sensor a word, they must censor the ENTIRE word, not just the middle of it. Think about it for a moment…

2. Anyone running for national office must first do a full financial disclosure first.

3. If a preacher, minister, priest, or rabbi of any church discusses politics from the pulpit in a way that is deemed to be influencing the clergy's political opinions or votes, that church shall forfeit it's tax exempt status. If you want the right to influence politics, then pay taxes just like everyone else, or shut the fuck up.

 

[peeonme]

National access to free cable and internet. I would ban all bullets, so keep your stupid guns.
To become a parent one would have to pass a test and be approved.

 

[Alistair]

Not so trivial but if you get in the Express lane with more than 8 items it's the death penalty.

 

[HoodedRat]

A ban on blaring music in your car that is loud enough to be heard by people outside. Keep your fucking windows closed, turn the goddamned bass down, or shut the fuck up. (Why is is always rap?)

A ban on buskers using loudspeakers. If you're not good enough to attract an audience without blasting them with your amplified racket, then fuck off.

A total ball on all charity-muggers (ie, chuggers).

A ban on using phones whilst walking in the street. If you need to look at your screen stop walking instead of forcing others to dodge out of your way.

The death penalty for cyclists, skateboarders, and twats on those stupid little scooter things who ride on the pavement. Get in the road and take your chances with the rest of the traffic.

Anyone using a phone in a concert hall, theatre, cinema etc, should be tarred and feathered for being a cunt.

 

[HoodedRat]

All politicians to be forced to take a lie detector test on every statement or promise they make.

 

[Dominus]

All attractive young men must be naked at all times.

 

[cityboy-stl]

Whatever you post on social media or JUB must be verifiably true.

 

[Telstra]

Whatever you post on social media or JUB must be verifiably true.

No lie law?
How are you going to enforce it ??

 

[Rickrock]

Don't pull up so far at a traffic light that the car trying to make a right-on-red can't see coming traffic.

 

[USEDCAR]

Having a kids section on Air Planes and Trains.
Enforcing the border laws, Stop sanctuary cities and put Americans first.
Encourage companies to build goods in America.
I would have a law protecting woods,forests and other natural areas from being developed. We have so many brand new shopping centers and they end up sitting half empty.
Ban Family Dollar and Dollar General from building new stores in close proximity to each other in the last 2 years they spring up everywhere. They build a few that didn't made it
Ban people from taking shopping carts home from stores.

 

[Charon]

No straight people allowed in Gay bars.

 

[peeonme]

Everyone who turns 18 spends 2 years of community service rebuilding inner cities.
Form a 'livable wage' commission, tax the top 10% to form a redistribution fund to subsidize all people whose wages fall short of the livable wage. Give tax cuts to all employers who pay the livable wage. Increase taxes on all employers who don't pay that wage.

 

[Kahaih]

If you had the power to introduce new laws, which ones would you force through and why?

Banning Under 7 year olds on planes.

Banning woman from all gyms, swimming pools etc.

I would make it illegal to ride a bicycle over the age of 24, leave it go guys.

Ban all plastic surgery barring deformity fix.

Do you have any ?

When ever I see an older guy on a bicycle, particularly if he's in common street clothes, I think 'drunk driver - lost his driving privileges'.

Anyway, what happened to the 'trivial' concern in the thread's title? Most of the things listed, here, seem much more serious than 'trivial'.

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I'd make it illegal to leave dirty clothes on the floor, particularly damp smelly things, and wherever there is carpeting.

 

[peeonme]

All men should be made to try gay sex at least once!

 

[Vannie]

Stuffed Cabbages can on be consumed once a year on the 4th of July.

 

[Dominus]

All men should be made to try gay sex at least once!

LOL what if they can't even get it up like how I can't even get it up with a woman?

Edit.

Might as well ask my question here.

Does Viagra work for trying to have sex with someone/something you're just not aroused by?

 

[peeonme]

LOL what if they can't even get it up like how I can't even get it up with a woman?

Edit.

Might as well ask my question here.

Does Viagra work for trying to have sex with someone/something you're just not aroused by?

Interesting question. From what I have read if a guy has no sex drive Viagra probably does him no good. It won't increase your libido. Most guys who say that they are str8 will respond to sexual stimulation of their genitalia, the nerves don't know anything but 'it feels good'. The majority of men are somewhere on the bi spectrum. At either end is a minority group that can only function with one sex, male or female. Even then, you get into 'types', I can't imagine getting turned on by a body builder and some guys can't picture getting it on with a twink.