What trivial law would you introduce if you came to power ?

[zoltanspawn]

A firehose for those wearing too much cologne or perfume.

 

[Nealm1]

A firehose for those wearing too much cologne or perfume.

And for those with offensive body odour

 

[roadtripboy]

Everyone in the media when refering to New York City would have say it like the cowboys in the old Pace Picante sauce spot. New York City with a question mark.

 

[Cormac135]

Women should stay in the house between the hours of 9am -9am.

 

[SC6201]

Keep right exact to pass or you get your nuts/tits chopped off...

 

[ruggerladirish]

Not so sure if its trivial, but would introduce a law re-allowing (if thats a word) smoking in pubs.
Also, ban spitting in public.

 

[zoltanspawn]

And for those with offensive body odour

Ha! I'm more forgiving of those who fail to mask their odor than those who deliberately broadcast it.

I guess intentions matter after all.

 

[dpnice]

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Also, ban spitting in public.

I was going to mention that. In fact I thought there used to be laws against it.

Weirdly when I notice a cute boy in the street at the moment I start to think cute he spits turning me off completely.

 

[dpnice]

I must add electric scooters. Recently I have seen them everywhere, on pavements and going the wrong way down a one way street. Some on the pavement have been going faster than the traffic on the road.

 

[Essex Boy]

All public clocks would be required to show the right time. This is quite doable. First, free money is made available to get malfunctioning or defunct mechanical movements in working order, then whoever owns the building with the clock, or the tower, church, etc. is responsible for its upkeep. A whole new horological services industry would develop, alongside plumbers and electricians.

 

[peeonme]

I would proclaim that a certain type of underwear be worn on certain days. Mondays would be tighty whities day and would have to be FTLs, Tuesdays would be Jockeys, Wednesday Hanes... you get the idea

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

At least 662/3% percent of all constructions should be covered in vegetation, wherever feasible. Indoor cellars with artificial daylight also count.

 

[Thad1527]

I'd restrict public smoking, as Colorado does. Marijuana may be legal there but it bothered me much less than in states where marijuana is not legal but public smoking is.

 

[heir-to-the-wind]

Ban chewing gum.

 

[peeonme]

I would order the removal of all urinal dividers!

 

[ShadowCat]

Ban Spitting in public.
Disavow and knowledge of ANYTHING Kardashian Bachelor Bachelorette!
Money is done away with it only has value because we assign it value I could pick some posies and say that its a 100 million dollars people would saw I was crazy so why do we go so nuts for little pieces of metal and strips of paper and linen!?

 

[offthewall14420]

Banish the bicameral legislature.

 

[Gussss]

Keep right exact to pass or you get your nuts/tits chopped off...

Here it's the left lane, and I think we should be able to shoot at them. If we miss, they get to continue, but somebody's gonna eventually get 'em.

 

[offthewall14420]

Probably some sort of emergency decree recognizing the unitary executive... so if I do it, it's not illegal. Build camps for unrepentant Trump voters. Call it a wall, invite them to visit, then lock them up.

 

[smokeshadow]

Mandatory jail time for drivers who fail to utilize their direction signals for any lane change, left or right turn or other directional move whether on public rights-of-way or in private parking lots/structures. If other drivers do not know what the other driver is doing, how do they?