What turns you off in a man?

[GL]

they always give me the impression they smell...


I like Vulcans, but I am pretty sure they are bad in the sack

klingons are rather... rustic. but you get used to it.

vulcans on the other hand?

its called pon farr. it is the 7 year cycle in which vulcans mate. the males tend to get rather aggressive and sometimes violent.

is it sad that i know this stuff? oh well.

 

[chatolandia]

I think though, Romulans might be good in bed...

They have that whole ambition and wanting to win thing going...

 

[GL]

I think though, Romulans might be good in bed...

They have that whole ambition and wanting to win thing going...

oh for sure!

but be careful-- they are devious. plans within plans...

 

[torontoguy22]

Poor hygiene, smokers, personality-dead people, and morbidly obese folks.

 

[Danugh]

I love str8 men. I love everything about them, except for when they dump their sperm all up in you and dont call you back after.

 

[Fucker29]

lots of body hair
bad spelling
dislike of David Bowie
bad odre/ breath
poor hygiene
STDs
moustaches
overweight
small stubby hands/ fingers
yellow teeth
yellow chippy toenails
constant spitting of mucus
large nipples
ginger hair
fear of trying things
feigning from any kind of violence
authoritarianism
exclusive phillistine diet of fast food
potheads
junkies
business majors
down's syndrome
athlete's foot
sloppy eating habits
sloshy chewing/slurping
people who say spurr of the moment instead of spirit of the moment.
people who say for all intensive purposes instead of for all intents and purposes
people who say "much" at the end of a question. e.g. "hungry much?"
hook noses
not being absolutely clean before sex
people who don't think there's a huge difference between Spanish and Mexican
world of warcraft
comic books
sci-fi fanatics
bad taste in beer (budweiser, miller, coors, etc).
G rated sense of humour
mongoloids
missing limbs
dog lovers
gay guys who make everything about homosexuality

People like you are turn offs.

 

[Garawr]

With that list, you must not date much!!!!

Haha seriously, especially in Hollywood. Hate that place.

 

[Adriano-LaCerva]

Or EVER.

uh... right. Everyone Ive dated has passed the test. WHY on earth would you think I cant get a guy??

 

[AngelFromAbove]

^ It's good to know there are guys who don't have long lists of complaints.

Yeah, especially after seeing some of these other guys' lists.

bad spelling
bad odre/ breath

You misspelled odor.

 

[senorserio]

Just right off the top of my head, the first turn-offs that strike me are: Obesity, poor hygiene, lack of education and/or low IQ, excessively disorganized, funky teeth, overly hairy, unscrupulousness, excessive arrogance, undependability, egocentrism, racist/sexist.

 

[SUP3R B0i]

1.Body odor
2.Messed up teeth
3.Whinning
4.Bad Hygiene
5.No sense of style

 

[chillyboi]

where in the hell should i start

1.does not flush toilet
2.burps
3. farts
4. leaves boogers on wall in stall
2&3 are human but 1 &4 needs to stop

 

[LilBit]

^Sorry, hon, but North Carolina is in a pretty serious drought. If it's yellow, I'm letting it mellow.

I'll flush anything solid, though.

 

[squiggle]

A guy without a dick... oh wait that's a woman.

You're 47?

 

[G-Lexington]

Heterosexuality.

Lex

 

[GL]

When he is just about sex, sex, sex.

what is the price point and where can i order one?

 

[SUP3R B0i]

I hate it when guys try to hard

 

[theFallenGod]

1) Popped collars
2) Fauxhawks
3) Poor personal hygiene
4) Bad conversationalist
5) Socially awkward
6) Overly opinionated
7) Not into anything outside the "scene"
8.) bad kissers
9) Shaved anywhere below the neck
10) people who try too hard

 

[peterluv2toss]

I lose interest in a guy with hairy body, hairy ass-crack, facial hairy, bad b/o.
I don't care if there overweight, have tattoos

 

[NineOfClubs]

Mostly, I think, I'd be turned off by any man who participates in this thread.

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