What turns you off in porns?

[lacrayfish]

The porns depend on the cameramen, many of them are not professional. Just a backyard casual job. I mean porns
are meant to turn people ON not off but in many cases they turn people off. Even the front cover or the pics tell a
whole story.

Still, you might think a guy is cute but then he is matched with an ugly guy, it turns off the visual. Then again there was this cute guy, he spent 7mins rimming & spitting, he did the blowjob for 3 minutes then back to rimming for
5mins. I mean the guy's ass was hairy and pimply the cute guy was spending so much time on the asshole. The cameraman must have a doggy fetish so I just deleted the whole porn.

Sometimes time is wasted a lot, lots of bandwidth. Pre-sex interviews, undressing, rimming and finger fucking.
The whole thing is about 200Mb, they can cut the craps and get straight to it.

One last one is the lighting, the cameramen were amateurs. They have it too dark, dark corners, orange tinge etc
Sometimes they have windows in the bedroom but they closed the blinds so you get very dark corners. I mean
the windows would be a nice backdrop lighting. In the UK you might not be ale to help it because the houses are terraces so close to each other and no garden.

 

[Grant Tarredus]

Tattoos and piercings. Bathrooms and toilets. Guys who keep their watch on, like they have some place better to be. Music that drowns out the sound of the sex.

 

[Benvolio]

I agree with you lacrayfish. I think producers think if they match a young smooth, cute guy with an older hairy guy, there is something for everyone, but for me it is just an ugly scene. In the early 90s the guys were smooth, shaven all over with great tan lines. Those were the days.

 

[MisterN]

I don't like when cameraman comments on what is going on or gives instructions. I am like STFU and keep your _both_ hands on the camera. I don't like when they keep socks on, especially if they are black. I don't like when they shave their pubic hair, it makes them look prepubescent. I don't mind a bit of grooming, trimming the hair, but I don't like shaving/waxing. I like when man is hairy and I am glad that one can see more of that in porn nowadays. Although it still seems to mean a lot that hairy man = bear = fat, old, bald, and ugly. I don't like cockrings, tattoos, piercings. I think that should do for starters

 

[Windsong]

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to porn, but there are a few pet peeves that will turn me off a particular vid very, very quickly.

1. Socks left on. I know some people are into socks, but I find them incredibly distracting. It's the thought, you spent all time/effort to get naked, but you forgot the socks?

2. Piercings. Particularly down south. I don't mind a bit of jewellery (even watches don't even bother me that much), and pierced nipples, I generally don't notice (provided they're not too extravagant). But if I see a PA, no. Delete the file, move on. Ouchies.

And the thing I really hate ...

3. The gratuitous close-up shot. When the camera-person zooms in close, and just stays there. I hate that. If extreme close-ups of human anatomy turned me on, I'd go read an anatomy textbook. I want to see bodies in motion. I want to see the bottom's face, I want to watch him be dominated, I want to see the top running his hands over the bottom's back and shoulders, I want to see the top slapping the bottom's thigh. If they're missionary, I want to see them kissing.

 

[PhunkSpunk]

for starters, i'd much prefer to see real intimacy as opposed to the in-and-out mechanics of the act. the most annoying tease is when i can hear the moist squeaks of smooching while the camera stays squarely focused on the cock and ass -- infuriating! In general, there's not enough kissing in porn because the camera has to see the actual fucking.

money shots: why do we need to see the top cum? doesn't his face tell the story? isn't it enough that the bottom squirts? keeping in mind that i really don't approve of bareback, creampies. cum in his fucking ass! go big or go home!

the facial/swallow combo, the oral equivalent of the money shot. when i suck a guy off my mouth is fully engaged and not a single drop goes to waste. it's so much hotter seeing the expression on the face of the guy getting sucked off than watching of some poor guy with his mouth open and eyes tightly shut cringing as he waits for his face and tongue to get splattered with cum. The sucker can always open his mouth afterward to prove that he ate load. Maybe followed by a jizz kiss? The only site that does this is regularly is Active Duty.

Overly dramatized orgasms: not everybody screams. I don't. Visually I prefer that seizure-like far-away look accompanied by a low moan and a shake.

Excessive tats and piercings are gross, though I'll disagree w/Windsong and say that the isolated PA can be hot -- especially when it's on a guy on who you wouldn't expect it. I find the idea of one of Sean Fisher's clean cut college jocks sporting a PA incredibly hot, and they're supposed to enhance the big O. Getting a PA demonstrates a commitment to pleasure, which I find incredibly hot. The man after who is is named was one of the greatest sensualists of the 19th century, known for fine clothes, fine food, and the finest women (a reaction to his mother Queen Victoria). And when his time came, he wasn't a bad king. He lent his name to an age of sensual refinement (Edwardian) after sixty years of Victorian restraint. I digress.

Lots of cuts: I like it when scenes are fluid and at least seem real-time. Sean Cody's scenes have ADHD.

Agree that fat daddies and twinks are a turn-off, but I imagine they're a turn-on for fat daddies fantasizing about the chicken they can't have. Different strokes: nobody's making me watch. I would like to add that Jake Cruise is great when he's behind the camera: the guy knows how to film porn!

What we don't see anywhere near enough of are scenes featuring older, in-shape guys with younger ones.

 

[palbert]

White socks; dirty feet; dirty nails; pimples.

 

[expectomale]

scats turn all off .... hoekssss

 

[chrisrobin]

Tattoos and piercings. Bathrooms and toilets. Guys who keep their watch on, like they have some place better to be. Music that drowns out the sound of the sex.

^^^These and shaved pubes.
A "model" looking at the camera.
The sound of a female voice moaning in the background.

 

[needalund82]

1. background music. I want to hear guys moaning, talking dirty, etc.
2. Too many tattoos and piercings.
3. No kissing, body contact. I mean guys work very hard to have sexy body so why only concentrate on cock and ass?
4. One sided sex. Top gets sucked and rimmed and do not return the favor.
5. Long oral shot and few minutes of anal sex. balance it out!
6. No socks, shades, etc.

 

[Hellax24]

Dirty Feet will kill it for me every time. Growing up we were taught not to bet into bed with dirty feet. I see videos with guys and once i see dirt on there feet it's hard for me to keep watching. To me it's just disgusting and nasty. I know a lot of models walk around bare footed and it seems more nature, but come on. That is why i can accept seeing guys with socks on because their feet are probably dirty.

When someone is supposed to be rimming and you can clearly see that the model is not even touching the other guy and the guy is moaning like he is in heaven!. WTF! WE can see he is not actually rimming the guy and the dumbass whose job it is to direct and the person who is editing the scene can see that the guy is not rimming the other guy why leave it in???? I guess people who watch porn are stupid and that attitude turns me off from watching anymore of their product.

No kissing also turns me off or lowers my desire to watch a scene. Scenes that are trade. One model works over the other model and does nothing in return but top the model. This is huge for me. When people hook up to fuck they kiss. Removing that from a scene lowers the heat of the scene. When a top kisses his partners back while fucking him doggy or when a bottom sucks on the guy's fingers and such.

Hearing the director telling the models what to do. Dink Flamingo is the worst.

Bad skin on the model. Razor bumps on someone's ass or crotch area is a turn off.

Hair on a models back. I cannot stand hair on any guys back.

Models with big dicks who do not know how to fuck. Even when being directed they do not know how to fuck.

Models who moan or groan way too loudly for what is going on. Over acting kills it. Case in point: Jessie Colter. I really want to like him and be for him. The first scene i watched of his was from Men.com His scene with Adam Killian was amazing. Where Adam found out he was cheating and throws a much desreved grudge fuck into him i could believe all the loud grunting and moaning being pounded hard. But, in every scene with much less intensity he does the same damn thing! Not every scene partner or pairing is the same so why all that damn noise???? This is why i do not care if a model is gay,bi or str8. because anyone can fuck up a porn scene even the gay guys who people think are really into it. A bad performance is a bad performance.

CXXX

 

[CowboyBob]

Close ups of the piston going in and out of the cylinder, then close up of the face. In and out of the cylinder, then close up of the face. In and out of the cylinder, then close up of the face. Camera man needs to pull away and let us see their bodies too, not just close ups.

If they don't kiss. If they're not into each other then I'm not into them.

Real loud moaning. It would be nice to hear them speak lovingly to each other as they share their bodies with each other.

 

[tennisguy]

Socks. Especially the short socks that cover only the feet. Even more so if they are black.

 

[FanofFiction]

I hate feet. I can't stand seeing a naked foot. Especially the bottom part of the foot... really grosses me out.

 

[JJW234]

I have to admit I like porn with story lines especially if they are like amateur home made but when I see something that looks extremely fake like huge muscles and guys screaming like girls Ugh just no! I like stuff more for my age im 18 so I like those straight guys who tried for the first time friends cousins or something like that


I don't like when they cum in the mouth , ass, face

 

[Ninja108]

Socks..gay 4 pay guys that don't even put half of an effort into their scenes and cheesy music

 

[unloadonme]

Women.....

 

[Senben]

^ lololol
any piercings, tattoos, when the bottom is in lots of pain, stupid music, an attempt at a storyline lol, socks on, rough sex.

 

[xolinlevh]

Overly vocal guys, either moaning so much its obviously fake, or them yelling out things (o yea F me, you like that? stuff like that). And guys who've done it SO much that the other guy just seems to "slide in", with no effort, always makes all the reactions just seem SO fake

 

[bankside]

rimming/scat/ass-to-mouth(barf)/humiliation or submission scenarios/bad moaning or stupid dialogue/the standard pull-out-and-shoot-on-his-back (boring)/the porn star fucking a different stranger each time. Probably more but I forget.