What were some phrase's your Mother said..

[lennon]

When things got a little too boisterous:

"It'll all end in tears"

 

[unloadonme]

"You'd better ask your father about that" in response to the question "What's semen?"

 

[lennon]

In exasperation:

"Ee Gods and little fishes!"

 

[chillyboi]

unless theres blood dont bother me!!!
lol

 

[lennon]

When things were going well:

"All this, and Heaven too!"

 

[Shepherd 2]

On a cold wet day she could be heard to yell from another room as I left the house, "Be sure to wear your rubbers so you won't catch a cold." I am pretty
sure she did not get the double entendre.

Shep+

 

[tidimus]

While not a religious woman I guess she didn't want to take the "Lord's name in vain" so;

Jesus, Mary and Ralph!!!

lol she still says it to this day

 

[LFDaddy]

"Play with it too much and it'll fall off."

Scared me because I was only like 5, lol. She continued saying it until I got into junior high.

 

[TaigaStar]

When she got pissed, Mom would say, "Piss balls pop."

 

[lennon]

In disbelief:

"Well, I'll go to sea in a bucket!"

 

[chillyboi]

Mom
I wish you were here today so i could wrap my arms around you & never let go

 

[NineOfClubs]

^ Ahh... really

 

[MTLDude]

My mom use to say, when I was fussy with what was on my plate: one of those days, the only thing you'll have to eat will be "mad cow"!!!

 

[NineOfClubs]

If I were standing in front of the TV, she'd say "move over, you make a better door than a window".