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what will you do if you meet a u.f.o ??

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And Aliens come and approach you

I would carry a water gun just in case they tried to start trouble

Because you might be their next dinner L!O!L

i would switch technology with them imagine what kind of ipods/mp3 players they have!

and we can share porn videos

and i would go to their world and become their leader
 
^ That only works if you always carry a water gun with you, because you'll see the UFO when you least expect it. So you won't be prepared and carrying your water gun.

If you weren't carrying it already you'll have to tell the alien "sorry I can't talk to you yet, I didn't know I'd meet you and I have to run home and get my water gun" lol.

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I just HOPE that it would be possible to communicate intelligently.

I have so many questions I'd want to ask!
 
I'd cry myself to sleep every night in fear if I survived the encounter, And I Pray I don't.
 
I'd take a picture, try to escape, and sell my photos to the National Enquirer.
 
I'd whip out the iPod, and crank this puppy up.



Then me and the aliens would get our groove on.

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How exactly does one "meet" a UFO. It would be like trying to meet a car, all you'll get is the cold shoulder.
 
Well, I would rather meet an alien than a U.F.O. I imagine the U.F.O. would be their transportation though.

Anyway, that being said, I guess it depends on the kind of alien it is. Perhaps it is like the Alien alien, in which case I would run the fuck away and hope it didn't eat me.
If it was a hot gay alien, then I would have hot gay alien sex with the alien. Perhaps I'd get lucky and on this alien planet men carry children, and I can impregnate the hot gay alien and have hot alien/ human hybrid babies, and start a whole new species of people. They would probably take over the planet, as that is how things such as this normally go, but I am okay with that. As long as they always maintain the "hot" part.
 
Hmmm, I'd tell them to take me to their leader before they have a chance to mutter the same thing.

That, or I'd get what technology I could from them, use it against them, then run to the nearest patent office and start getting rich off of alien technology. I figure we'd have at least 5 - 10 years before they come to get retribution, either way, at least it was 5-10 years of me being rich...
 
I'd bring out my camcorder, and then sell the tape to Fox, or some other channel that'll pay exhorbitant amounts of money.
 
Scream like a girl and faint. Then hope they had lots of lube and a good sized anal probe for when I woke up during their experiments.
 
Depends on the outfit they are wearing.

I would prefer to meet Clatu over the Martians from "Mars Invades".
 
If Martians fell from the sky
What would that do to God?
Would we put the weapon down
Or aim it up at the sky

No one would believe it
Except the fucking nut jobs
They'd laugh and cry
"We told you so!"

- DMB
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You would not believe how many times I have gone over this in my head and committed some ideas to paper.

Without going into all the physics its pretty clear that if any intelligent life were to visit us it would be incredibly advanced. That means they would not need our water or to eat us as food. That does not necessarily mean they would not enslave us but they will likely have artificial life forms to do all their work. So the bottom line is they would come as explorers, to maybe help us with our food and water problems, or get us to join their galactic union. So I would not be afraid of aliens and would offer to serve as their intermediary. Oh, I would also ask them where the hell bin laden is.
 
yeeeaaahhh said:
If it was a hot gay alien, then I would have hot gay alien sex with the alien.
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But, ah, uh, that hot alien might be carrying some DISEASE that they're entirely immune to, but it's 383 times as deadly and virulent to humans as the Swine Flu, and it's actually a viron - a life form never before seen on Earth - which is a cross between a virus
and a prion.

In fact, not only are they immune to it, but this horrible-disease-to-humans is very important in their metabolic cycle.

Your risk, LOL.

But I'd probably hit it, too. :cool:
 
frankfrank said:
But, ah, uh, that hot alien might be carrying some DISEASE that they're entirely immune to, but it's 383 times as deadly and virulent to humans as the Swine Flu, and it's actually a viron - a life form never before seen on Earth - which is a cross between a virus
and a prion.

In fact, not only are they immune to it, but this horrible-disease-to-humans is very important in their metabolic cycle.

Your risk, LOL.

But I'd probably hit it, too. :cool:
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Wouldn't that be a Prius? No wait that's a car... Nevermind!
 
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