What words MUST be eliminated from the language right NOW!

[spooky]

moist............

You leave that word alone... without it, Sophia's tea wouldn't be so funny!

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I nominate "bae"

 

[Vannie]

People need to stop saying "veggies". They are vegetables!!!

Veggie comes in handy when you say "veggie burger" saying vegetable burger is just strange.
Kinda like calling your Mother "Mother"

 

[rareboy]

With pecker tracks.

Dude and Dudette both have to go.

'Breh'.

Seriously.

 

[jbrown329]

'Breh'.

Seriously.

That one needs to go too.

 

[tarallucci]

All the words that don't belong to the language itself. For example, people keep using English words in the Italian language more and more... which might not be much of a big deal for the newest generations but not everyone will understand. It's unnatural and it's killing the language.

Even worse is when we mix verbs and English words, I admit I use those too and it's a terrible habit!

On the other hand English is a more "comfortable" language, universal as well, and some terms don't sound good if translated (literally).

 

[jbrown329]

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On the other hand English is a more "comfortable" language, universal as well, and some terms don't sound good if translated (literally).

Yeah, some words don't translate well. Some of the worst are Asian languages. They might sound/look fine in the original language, but when translated (especially in print) can be hilarious. Bag in Japanese sounds like a dirty word in English. I'm spelling phonetically, fookaroo.

 

[The Fly]

I'm sure most of you here have heard an Asian person talking in broken English before (but you're probably too politically correct to admit it).

One of the most prominent characteristics of the Asian broken English thing is the lack of proper past tense and future tense. There is an explanation for this.

You see, Asian languages don't really have past or future tenses of words. And it makes perfect sense. Let's look at the following broken English sentence.

Tomorrow I go to the store.

At this point, you might jump out and try to correct me with "Tomorrow, I will go to the store".

Why? Doesn't the word "tomorrow" already indicate in the sentence that it's in the future? Why the hell do I have to put in an extra word "will" to doubly confirm the future sense of the sentence?

Or how about the past?

Yesterday, I go to the store.

You might be OCD about this and scream at me it's suppose to be yesterday, I went to the store.

Again, why? Doesn't the word "yesterday" a clear enough indication that it's past tense, you retards?

I say get rid of all past and future tenses. Make the language simpler!

I don't see the benefit of everyone sounding like Asians speaking broken English.


I nominate "grow" unless it's used properly. Every time I hear someone say "grow the economy" I'd like to punch them in the throat. Douche Bag Reagan started that crap.

 

[ShadowCat]

Bro, Brah, Veg when describing vegetables (looking at you Jamie Oliver), Scrotum it sounds like someone with emphysema trying to cough up a lung, Vagina I have never liked that word, JD Power I absolutely hate hate hate on a car commercial when they say it was ranked by them.

 

[jbrown329]

Bro, Brah, Veg when describing vegetables (looking at you Jamie Oliver), Scrotum it sounds like someone with emphysema trying to cough up a lung, Vagina I have never liked that word, JD Power I absolutely hate hate hate on a car commercial when they say it was ranked by them.

Hey! You leave my scrotum out of this.

 

[aaggii]

moist............

Hihihi

 

[Kienny]

Boi pussy??????