What would you be like if you were a woman?

[Sunshine]

I would try to be as much like Paris Hilton as possible. Life just seems more fun that way.

*rolls out of car and flashes crotch*


and if I can't be like Paris, I want to be like Anna Nicole Smith.

"Howaaaard! I found my iron!"

*pulls iron out of fridge*

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

see me siggy

 

[andysayshi]

Very unhappy.

 

[AngelFromAbove]

I'd be a trainwreck in the morning and a bitch in the afternoon.

Nice play on Beyonce. I would be the same as I am now, although I would probably tease men for my own kicks.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Moms Mabley. No question.

 

[CGHJ]

[even more of] A slut

 

[Maklaar13]

I'm afraid I would be a bit of a whore.

 

[alley]

I'm afraid I would be a bit of a whore.

It really does sound like fun, doesn't it?

 

[2243]

Very unhappy.

Really... why?

I figure I'd be happier.

Except for the monthly blood loss.

 

[FPNY]

assuming i would love dick as much as a woman as i do as a man i would touch as much str8 dick as possible. in short, i'd be a ho.

 

[theFallenGod]

I would probably be one of those girls you always see at sci-fi conventions.

Or a grade A super Bitch who goes out to the bars every weekend and flirts with every guy there....much like I do now.

 

[MidnightPrism]

Like Emmylou Harris. She rocks

 

[GL]

i would be like dr. soranik natu:

but in reality i'd probably be the same person with boobs and different plumbing.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

okay if i can't be like Joan Jett
then i want to be like another fav of mine Bif Naked

 

[MrBarbrey]

The biggest bitch around

 

[Spellbound]

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

do i look PreTTy as Bif Naked

i do right

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

^you be a woman

what if you a man just asking

 

[FPNY]

i wonder if I was a woman if I would still have my moustache......

 

[Desaix]

I would be a bit of a slut. No joke.