What would you think if your bf wanted to try scat?

[HunterM]

I'll tell him..."don't expect me to kiss you afterward."

 

[80KGold]

I'd think, "Oh shit! Time to find a new boyfriend!"

 

[justsimon]

That's one of the few things I'm not willing to try.

 

[Gemgem]

Maybe I should forget about ever bringing that up then. How would you all feel about rimjobs then? Would it be too kinky if your boyfriend wanted to lick your ass?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

What would I think if my bf wanted to try scat?

I'd be like, "Fuck that shiht! I wanna go to the Olive Garden!"
Then I'd remind him that they've got all you can eat salad and bread sticks." mmmm nummy num

 

[Paws]

 

[Spiff]

First I would say no way. Then I would be feeling uneasy. Because if my bf really wants to do something like that and not get it from me, he will find someone else to satisfy his fetish, likely behind my back. So likely, hearing something like this would be the beginning of the end our relationship.

 

[FanofFiction]

I'm a kinky guy. There's lots of stuff I'm into that my husband thinks is too far. But I like to try new things. That said, even I have my limits and shit is the big one. If he asked me that- he'd find himself served with divorce papers. Too far. Too unsafe. And I don't get the sex appeal in it. I don't even like being in a public washroom when someone is having a shit. That's nasty.

 

[Rubber Rat]

There are certain lines I do not cross. This is one of them. I would not do it.

 

[undisclosed1234]

I'd get a new boyfriend. Jesus Fuck.


And hum, "just small amounts of" poop doesn't exactly make it better. Just saying.

 

[SilverWolf]

If my boyfriend wanted to try scat, I would break up with him and find a new boyfriend.

 

[undisclosed1234]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Haha, nope.

Haven't you heard? We be gay, son! Tis be an inclusive community where feces can in fact be delicatessens. If you don't partake in the literal eating of (small, modest) portions of shit you're stuck in the 1950s.

i was actually surprised we hadn't seen that post yet, but then of course, just realized I'd scrolled past it. Of course.

 

[EJMichaels]

Sort of happened to me (a little differently, but close enough). I wasn't grossed out by his interest, but I'm glad we didn't go very far down that path. My major (but not only) objection, if asked again, would be the health issue.

 

[Nomenclature]

I would have to disrespect someone a LOT in order to want to shit on them. I couldn't do that to someone I like, let alone love.

 

[pat grimshaw]

If he wanted to do it, I'd introduce him to my friend who's a CEO at my local hospital's geriatric ward.

 

[honooryuu]

that would have to be a no for me. hopefully that would be something that they would tell me before it got really serious, but if not, then i would kindly decline and leave it at that. if he persisted in asking, then i would probably break things off with him.

 

[wundersteve]

The odours of feces and corpses are universally repulsive. I'm not sure how anyone could find the suggestion remotely sexy.

 

[Ninja108]

Tell him it's NEVER going to happen.

 

[clicker]

No shit. I would rather be a prude and close minded than eat shit.

It's nasty. That's all there is to it.

Yucky poo! Just thinking about the smell alone makes me want to barf. How anyone could put shit in their mouths and not get sick is beyond me.

I so agree. Absolutely disgusting and dangerous to oner's health. NO!! Oh, dare I say, perverse?

 

[freefall]

I'm not going to forbid anyone from doing what they like during sex when they're doing it with anyone else but me.
It's just not my cup of [strike]shit[/strike] tea.