What's in your pockets right now?

[Michael Luc]

I've got 11 crumpled $1 bills and two notes that I wrote to myself at work. Also a large rubber band.

 

[TaigaStar]

Nothing. I threw away the last used tissue I had in there.

 

[ronboy]

Ummmmmm......lint!

(I empty my pockets each night as soon as I get home)

 

[RationalLunacy]

A baby kangaroo.

 

[GL]

Only my lighter and cigar cutter. It was a loverly Baccarat Luchadore.

 

[justsimon]

I think there's a pastel in there somewhere.

 

[TaigaStar]

Only my lighter and cigar cutter. It was a loverly Baccarat Luchadore.

You forgot to count that pebble you lifted from Oa... It needed to be declared.

 

[GL]

You forgot to count that pebble you lifted from Oa... It needed to be declared.

Oops. Yeah, that thing set off radiological alarms when I came in from low orbit.

 

[Christopher123]

Nuttin. I have on sweats.

 

[TaigaStar]

On a typical day, I usually have my wallet, my house/car keys, and my work keys.

 

[_AJ_]

my wallet with drivers licence video card, medicare card,2 bank cards staff discount card, Crows membership
$2 coin and $1 coin
mobile phone
keys

 

[KennyD]

My wallet, about $500 in cash, my credit card carrier, keys, handerchief,and keys.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Nothing at all.

 

[yellowminicooper]

My cell phone and a license plate light housing for a '99 Chevy truck.

 

[kevin23]

What?????????? No one carrries a knife any more. I go bonkers if I don't have a knife of some kind.
.

 

[just_mills]

Well after removing everything to be able to answer this thread:

Wallet, with just over £10 cash.
A Pen.
MP3 player.
Work ID.
My Phone.

 

[boyminer]

I don't have any pants on now, they are laying in a chair. What's in the pockets is a 3 inch pocket knife, 14 cents in change, keys to my 1980 Mercedes 300CD and 1973 Cadillac Coupe De Ville, and my wallet with 14 dollars with the usual credit cards and drivers license.

 

[secondmonkey]

Knife and Zippo in one pocket and rolling papers in the other.

 

[Swellegant]

Well, let's find out, shall we? Left hip pocket: black kidskin wallet by Goeffrey Beene, containing ATM cards (mine and the Grandmother's), my driver's license, my insurance card, some store discount cards, a mysterious-looking phone-number on a Post-It, a couple of business cards, a Starbuck's card, and some receipts so old the ink has worn off them; also in that pocket are two newer receipts (why do I keep receipts? They're of no use to me) and the print-out of a job-posting that I am thinking of applying for. In my right hip-pocket, I have two more useless receipts and a Chap-Stik. My back pockets are empty.

No money whatsoever. How sad!

 

[Smitho]

1973 Cadillac Coupe De Ville.

Do you drive the Cadillac, a very nice car, but a bit of a monster

As for my pockets, boring really, a wallet, and a handkerchief, (yes I am one of the few people that still uses an old style cloth handkerchief.)