What's something you've never tried to do...

[Audio Tech]

I've never tried to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

 

[Lefty]

Elvin

I am plain vanilla and I don't remember this incident...any film or photos?

I realise the memory is going but can't imagine forgetting an experience with you in magnoliaville.

 

[bankside]

Never ever has anybody written this sentence before:

Freely associating gerbils winding mauvish tweed in an argyle pattern arbitrarily embellish protruding nubs in absence of rayon tresses.

Nobody's ever said this before either!

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.


Wait! Oh, crap.

 

[freefall]

Eat or drink through my nose.

 

[Lefty]

Elvin, that would be in reference the experience you cited in post 55....

or was I just having a moisture laden nap sequence? (aka wet wish dream)

 

[flyingfree]

sneeze with my eyes open ... I keep forgetting to try.

 

[Lefty]

Elvin, in post 55 you said you've never done anything sexual except vanilla

look above my avatar. maybe I do need to retire.


back to S/O ....get rich quick or be a phoney.

 

[Lefty]

die thread, die damn thread, die I said hahahahahahaha

 

[Lefty]

Elvin,

the wood is good, the wood is fine...like being naked..it is natural. keep doing amigo meijo.

Back to o/p take sexual advantage of someone when they are in a disadvantageous position.

 

[80KGold]

Shoot my uhm, er, uh, stuff to the ceiling.

 

[honooryuu]

being in porn.

 

[treanir]

play rugby

 

[Kester]

Gotten intimate with a female.

 

[jstanthrguy88]

Drive on the wrong side of the road.

 

[Payton]

Very un-Australian of me, but I’ve never tried to eat Vegemite.

The smell alone keeps me distanced.

 

[rubberGay]

I never self sucked.

neither have I, love to meet someone who has!