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What's the dumbest question you've ever been asked?

once, on a fire call for a natural gas leak, we had to cut the power to the house to prevent any sparks or such things that would cause a big boom and an inconvenience to all parties involved.

naturally, the homeowner saunters up to me and asks if she "can light some candles in there because its so dark"

wow.
 
When I'm not farming I work as a repair plumber at my Dad's plumbing company.

There was a local insurance company who's water line had broken in half during the night leaving the entire building without water.

After I spent several hours repairing the water line. I turned the water back on to the building. I was standing in the break room waiting to get paid, when the wife of the guy who owned the building came in, she walked over to the sink and began filling up a pitcher with water from the kitchen faucet and asked:

"Is the water line fixed?"

I actually got smart with her and replied "You've got water coming out of your faucet don't you?"

](*,)
 
I like to go to the tanning salon and start tanning around this time every year. I'll go with friends from work during lunch and we all tan then grab lunch and come back to work. Now, when I start my tanning for the year, the first couple sessions I will get red, slightly burnt, but not too much. I always get the same question when they see my slightly red face: "You're going to the tanning bed, aren't you?"....I just want to respond: "Naw, bitch. It's high blood pressure. Stand back, I could blow any second." HA!
 
I work for a bank. and one of the questions i was asked by the customer for a five year loan
When will this loan be finished?

Another customer asked if he cashed in his endowment policy who will pay for his mortgage when it is due to mature.

and we go on credit scoring, i wonder if it should be intelligence scoring first
 
nemoguy8 said:
once, on a fire call for a natural gas leak, we had to cut the power to the house to prevent any sparks or such things that would cause a big boom and an inconvenience to all parties involved.

naturally, the homeowner saunters up to me and asks if she "can light some candles in there because its so dark"

wow.
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Now that's stupidity at it's finest.
 
Dumb statement rather than a dumb question:

I was having an argument with someone I recently met, and they said to me:
"I have no desire to even to speak to you."

My response was:
"Oh, yeah? Then why are you still standing here speaking to me?"
 
today at about 8:30 am... those of you in ventura county know how bad it was raining.... and asked me "so when is the carwash going to open today? i have been waiting 30 minutes" to which i said "umm the carwash isn't going to open today due to rain." she replied "So does that mean you can't wash my car today?" i said "certainly" she said "so you can wash my car?" i said "no, i meant certainly we cannot wash your car today."

a while ago someone asked me.... "so is this what you want to do for the rest of your life?" to which i replied "wait huh what do you mean?"
him: "working in a gas station and all?"
me: "umm no thats why i'm still in school."
him: "how old are you?" he asked cocking(teehee) his head inquisically
me: "umm how old do you think i am?" i said slightly giggling
him: "aren't you like 35?" he said raising an eyebrow
me: "hahahahahahaha, nooohoooohooo nooooo" i said laughing as i walked away ignoring him. he was the only customer anyways and i walked away laughing... it was most enjoyable
 
Effortless_Pro said:
Hmm, There are so many but the only one I can really think of right now is:

(btw I work at arby's)

"What's the Difference between the great canadian and the regular roast beef?"

I sort of stare at them for a moment as they gaze at the two pictures. Mabye they'll notice the "difference" if they look hard enough, being as the Canadian has everything on it....and the Regular has nothing but beef.

"Well The Great Canadian has Mayonnaise, Pickles, Kethcup, Mustard, Lettuce and Tomatos. The Regular has nothing on it just the Roast Beef."

"Uhm...Okay I'll have the Regular...but I don't want anything on it!"

Honestly peopel tell me this, but then the worst part is they explain it to me like I'm some kind of moron...After I've probally told them several times that the Regular is plain. It's like they don't believe me or the Giant 3 FOOT picture they've been glaring at for the past 5 minutes.


Honestly...some people and their dumb questions.
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thats awesome :=D: ..| reminds me of whilest working for Jack in the Box... aka Crack in the Box.... there were many customers with stupid stuff like that... once i remember a specific one i will post it
 
Crashdown said:
Dumbest question a customer asked me: "Are you a boy or a girl?". WTF!?
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You have my sympathies. I have been asked that question so many freakin' times that I wanted to kill the next person who asked me that! Hello, I have a frickin' beard, you dumbasses! Do women usually wear beards outside of the circus?! I don't think so! Idiots today!
 
I haven't been asked this, but I heard it asked before.

My brother and I were at a restaurant and we overheard this kid who was old enough to know better actually ask his dad "How many nuggets are in the six-pack?"

And get this--the dad said, "I don't know, let's ask"

WHAT THE HELL? LOL
 
Although i get asked alot of dumb questions at work by customers everyday , i am sometimes the one who makes dumb questions hahaha , the other dayi walked into a KFC and ordered a twister ( and instead of saying "could i have that toasted") i said "could i have that twisted" , man after a while i felt like an idiot after i realized what i said , and the look of the guy serving me was so funny hahaha
 
When I was 17, I moved into a flat with some friends. One of the guys who was in his mid-twenties had, up to that point, lived at home where his mother did everything for him. he announced that he was going to cook a meal and went into the kitchen. Some minutes later he returned to ask me: "How do you know when water's boiling?"
 
I was asked by two clients of mine, if the staircase was going up or down. It was a perfectly normal staircase and it was going nowhere. You could go up and down, as you pleased.

I was having a convention in Rome, and decided to spend an extra day sightseeing afterwards on my own. A lady, who overheard my statement asked me:

'Is there enough to see in Rome for the whole day?'

A flyer at one of our conventions offered a 'Walking Tour of...'. Quite a few people actually came to ask, if it was really on foot or was it by bus?

I stopped being amazed, shocked and bewildered many years ago and can put a straight face to anything now.

The last thing of this kind has happened today.

I called to check a set of arrangements for a particular transfer arangement for Jan.1.

The girl said, 'No, Sir, we have no record of that'.

I gave her the reservation code and she replied somewhat indignantly:

'But, Sir, we have that under Dec. 32, 2006'.

I know the girl in that office and have been wondering what kind of CoolAid has she been drinking lately?

SC
 
The dumbest question I get asked since I am redhead is

Are your pubes red too?

no they are purple you dumb ass
 
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