What's the horniest a straight guy ever made you?

[Hugo]

Sometimes straight guys can inadvertently do something that makes gay guys really horny (like strip off their shirt unexpectly). Share some experiences you've had where a straight guy turned you on totally by accident.

 

[Hugo]

Do you think so? I was really referring to situations where the guy had no idea he was turning on another guy, but it some cases maybe it would mean something.

 

[COACHMN]

On a nice sunny day on the edge of small lake with a beautiful stream running into it, this 'straight friend' of mine thought I had left the area. But, I was just on the other side of the pickup and he proceeded to strip in my full view. I knew he was a site to behold but had never seen him totally nude before.

He turned around giving me another awesome view and saw me with my mouth open and my dick making an obvious tent. To which he just laughed and said "Only in your dreams" as he walked into the pond.

At least he didn't freak out about it and we are still friends to this day. Fun memory I hadn't thought about for years.

 

[Hugo]

That sounds like he did in on purpose. Still hot though.

 

[Hugo]

Yeah, that happens for sure, but sometimes straight guy do things that aren't even sexual to them but they are to us. Look how often they just pull out their cocks and take a piss--not sexual to them, but I find it so hot.

 

[ANDYB7851]

I went out to my shed in search of something one hot summer day and heard a lawn mower. I looked out the shed window and saw my neighbor shirtless, in red shorts, and covered with sweat mowing along his driveway. I got so turned on I had to jack off in the shed. He never knew he was being watched.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This one straight guy asked me to be his boyfriend and dated me for three years. We sucked each other's cawks a lot and he fucked me a buncha times.

That TOTALLY turned me on.

 

[phoenix99]

Sometimes straight guys can inadvertently do something that makes gay guys really horny (like strip off their shirt unexpectly). Share some experiences you've had where a straight guy turned you on totally by accident.

Co-worker who always wore jean shorts, t-shirt and baseball cap to work, came in one day wearing a black polo, beige corduroy shorts w/o a ball cap. He came over and sat next to me and I had to hide my boner for most of the morning. He's a card carrying member of the NRA, married with 2 kids now, but I can still remember that day. Lots and lots of JO material for years afterward.

 

[G-Lexington]

Other than me jerking off to porn, no straight guy has ever done anything to make me horny. Boring, but there it is.

Lex

 

[Kyanimal]

College dorm, late at night ...

Walked into the bathroom to take a pee ...

Tall, blond, blue-eyed, Texan, was just stepping out of the shower, dripping wet, to grab his towel ... no one else around.

I stopped dead in my tracks ... my mouth must have hung open ... and I got an obvious "tent" ... IMMEDIATELY!

He also froze in place, then grabbed his towel ... but instead of wrapping it around himself, held it in his hand ... looked at me, up and down ... smiled ... spread his arms out wide ... and said,

"Like what you see?"

I could have DIED right there!

I mumbled something like, "Murmph!" ...

Dropped my eyes, and managed to stumble past him, into the "next section" to the urinals. Didn't (couldn't) pee! "Washed" my hands at a sink, and went out the other door!

Yes! He was definitely Str8! And, I thought, just "playing" with me! With his height, and muscles, He could have clobbered me with one hand behind his back!

Since I was dorm Pres., I thought I had to keep up an "image"!

THAT image, of Him, though, is still fried into my brain to this day!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[boxerdudeuk]

when i moved out of my parent's place into my first condo, i had a roommate who was a friend i had just met a month or so before. he was the hottest guy i'd ever seen at that point, and he was the best friend of some friends i was getting to know better.

anyway, he needed a place to live and i didn't mind having some help with the mortgage AND having this incredibly hot guy living with me. plus he was a lot of fun and we were becoming good friends.

anyway, he knew i was gay and although he wasn't - he always made jokes about it and was very comfortable being half naked around me etc. we did everything together. went to the gym together, hung out with friends together - the joke was that we were becoming a married couple.

one day his shoulder was really bugging him from a rotator cuff injury he had a couple years before. i asked if he wanted me to give him a massage and he said sure. as i was massaging him, he was sitting on the floor in front of me and i was sitting behind him. i got a little more intimate with the massage, not just concentrating on his shoulder. his chest, neck, etc. he started to moan a little and leaned back into me. by this time i was hard as a fucking rock and when he did that, i was mortified for a second cause his back leaned into my dick. when he leaned back even further and his back was pressed against my chest and his head was resting on my shoulders and his moans got more pronounced - i figured what the fuck - it's either now or never.

i reached around and put my fingers under the waistband of his sweatpants and started feeling around. it was game on.

this went on for 2 full years. all the jokes from our friends about us secretly being a couple were true for a while, and the secrecy of it was so hot. i was the only guy he'd ever been with, and i felt like the king of the world. hahaha.

now he's married with 3 awesome kids, lives on the west coast and we see each other every once in a while when either of us travel for business.... nothing happens and we don't really talk about it much, but the spark of closeness that was there is still smouldering a little. but neither one of us would ever act on it now. it's perfect how it is - in the past.

 

[Fat Tom]

when i moved out of my parent's place into my first condo, i had a roommate who was a friend i had just met a month or so before. he was the hottest guy i'd ever seen at that point, and he was the best friend of some friends i was getting to know better.

anyway, he needed a place to live and i didn't mind having some help with the mortgage AND having this incredibly hot guy living with me. plus he was a lot of fun and we were becoming good friends.

anyway, he knew i was gay and although he wasn't - he always made jokes about it and was very comfortable being half naked around me etc. we did everything together. went to the gym together, hung out with friends together - the joke was that we were becoming a married couple.

one day his shoulder was really bugging him from a rotator cuff injury he had a couple years before. i asked if he wanted me to give him a massage and he said sure. as i was massaging him, he was sitting on the floor in front of me and i was sitting behind him. i got a little more intimate with the massage, not just concentrating on his shoulder. his chest, neck, etc. he started to moan a little and leaned back into me. by this time i was hard as a fucking rock and when he did that, i was mortified for a second cause his back leaned into my dick. when he leaned back even further and his back was pressed against my chest and his head was resting on my shoulders and his moans got more pronounced - i figured what the fuck - it's either now or never.

i reached around and put my fingers under the waistband of his sweatpants and started feeling around. it was game on.

this went on for 2 full years. all the jokes from our friends about us secretly being a couple were true for a while, and the secrecy of it was so hot. i was the only guy he'd ever been with, and i felt like the king of the world. hahaha.

now he's married with 3 awesome kids, lives on the west coast and we see each other every once in a while when either of us travel for business.... nothing happens and we don't really talk about it much, but the spark of closeness that was there is still smouldering a little. but neither one of us would ever act on it now. it's perfect how it is - in the past.

I envy you.

 

[boxerdudeuk]

I envy you.

it was a pretty spectacular 2 years, that's for sure. i have the BEST of memories of my time with him. (photos and video too... lol)

 

[heartfly77]

I was once at the DMV and there was this hot guy wearing some white mesh shorts. You could totally see the outline of his cock head. I was never more thankful the line at the DMV took so long.

 

[landers]

At the company Christmas party one of the lawyers that I have a bit of a crush on made a joke about me and tousled my hair, which is probably the easiest way to get me to say "fuck me". There's been a few times that we've been the last people in the office and I have fantasies of him calling me in to his office to have his way with me

 

[USEDCAR]

My Senior year we had a new student and he was this hott guy. Tall tan all year round brown hair and eyes. he was sexy he would wear tight short shirts and tight pants and sag his pants you could see his ass and boxers and he was smooth and hairless he dint have a bit of facial hair on his face. We used to play fight all the time and i remember getting quick feels on him. He always made me hard and horny he new i was gay also but it dint bother him. I haven't seen him in over 2 years I'm scared to see what he looks like now i hope he dint ruin his pretty skin with tats

 

[spencer]

I had a friend in college and he would talk about how every time after a shower or before bed or first thing in the morning he would flex in the mirror.

We were in his room and he took a shower and changed there right in front of me and paused to flex in the mirror in the process. He hung out in his boxers and was reading a magazine in his bed with his leg up. I got the full view for what seemed like hours

 

[PabloZed]

I could write a book about such times, but one sticks in my mind.

I was playing two-on-two basketball with a very cute friend. In my mind's eye I can still see him in those cut-off blue sweats and white tank. He is a Russian jew -curly blond hair with green/blue eyes and a fabulous body. We were losing before I started making some baskets and we ended up winning. He was so happy that he wrapped his arms around me and we stood there in a rather tight embrace for a noticeable moment and I could feel his crotch pressed into me as he told me how much he wanted to beat the other guys.

I was obsessed with him for two years.

 

[TygreBryte]

In my senior year of college, playing ping-pong with a really beautiful freshman guy. He was a very playful, gorgeous attention-hog. Started to pop wood, and had to count down from 100 to continue the ping-pong game.

 

[Kyanimal]

Company Xmas party ... when I was in charge of a "mega" car dealership's parts warehousing operation ... everyone had been drinking, and dancing, quite a bit ... time for me to leave ... "Retrace" a few steps ...

The party was at a "posh" Country Club. Spouses were included. I was by myself, but also, sort of, with my roomy (a mechanic) and his girlfriend.

I'd worked with other departments before this. So, even though everyone seemed to segregate into each working group, I was one of the ones that had, at some time, worked with everyone, and easily moved from table to table, dancing with the other guy's wives, and girl friends, when the guys didn't want to dance.

Had been making "the rounds" saying "Good Night!". Saved the parts dept. gang for last ...

Walked up behind David ... parts counter Guy, in his early 20's. Martial arts dude. Single. 6', muscled, black curly hair, green eyes, GORGEOUS, friendly, funny, Str8! As I was saying, "Bye" to everyone else, I just, quite casually, started massaging David's shoulders, neck, etc. It was the first time I'd ever had the nerve to touch Him! And, he just sort of, silently, "melted" under my hands! I even ruffled his hair just before I simply walked away to leave.

Flash forward to the Monday after that weekend ...

Sitting in the back area of the parts dept., just after having lunch at my desk/table with my two other warehouse guys. "Someone" walks up behind me, and starts rubbing my shoulders, and neck. It was David!

Further flash forward ... It became a "usual thing", at lunch time, for David, and I, to be giving each other back rubs during lunch time! No one made a big deal of it. It just became a usual "thing" for us to do. And, David did have some back problems. Seemed I was able to relieve some of his discomfort of having to stand at a counter for so long. I didn't have the same problems, but I certainly enjoyed the feel of his strong hands when I was on the receiving end! It became quite "natural", and casual, for us to be doing that for each other!

And, then, one day, as He was giving me a back rub, He reached under my pits, and was massaging my chest, and kind of playing with my nips!! The other guys were around, but didn't seem to notice anything different than "the usual". I, on the other hand, was in sheer heaven, and, nearly, creamed my jeans!!

I took that as a "sign" that He would appreciate the same thing in return. So ... the next day, his "turn" to sit in the chair, I did the same to Him. OMG! What a Chest that boy had on Him!! He leaned his head back into me, and I "smoothly" worked up to the front of his neck, before anyone took notice that I was feeling up his tits! I almost creamed my jeans, again!!

Of course, there is more to this story of other times that I got to "feel Him up", in front of the other guys, but quite "innocently"! And times of seeing David in just his "cut offs" when a bunch of us went on a little camping trip. Or when he was working in the hot "upstairs" of the dept., straightening out fenders, and stuff, without his shirt, all glistening, and sweaty!

But, nothing ever went further than that! He was a magnificent specimen of Male "Hotness", just a "touchy" Str8 Guy, that I had the Pleasure of working with!

I still fantasize about what "might have been", had I not been so "naive", or, rather, had I had the balls to be a bit bolder with Him ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz ;-)