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What's the most embarrassing time you've got an unwanted hard on?

When I was 15 I went on a rollercoaster at Six Flags amusement park in Massachusetts and, for some bizarre biological reason, I ended up getting a MASSIVE boner while riding on it. I don’t ever like rollercoasters that much, but all my friends wanted to go and begged me to. I was actually terrified the whole time, certain that there would be a malfunction and it would go flying off the tracks. I was wearing soccer shorts, so there was no way to hide it, and it’s 8” and thick. I was really horny for one of my friends that was with us, which only made matters worse. I had hoped the boner would die before we all had to get off the ride, but it didn’t. Lots of people noticed, lots of people laughing at me, some women and girls were offended walked away fast. Some people did stare in a way that I could tell they liked it. One cute twink that saw me looked at it, then looked me in the eyes and bit his lower lip. Jerking off in the men’s bathroom was not an option, so I had to wait until I got home. I beat myself to 4 orgasms that night, a real mess of cum, some shots hit my face.
 
So my most embarrassing times would be stares rather than hard-on... not only not being trained, but never been interested in being trained in social etiquette for glance exchanges...
 
I'm disappointed there are not a lot of stories here. I'm sure we all got sudden hard-on's when we were young adults. That does include me...but I can't think of anything. I was hoping someone else's story would trigger a memory for me.

Back in my high school years, our dress code for boys was slacks (not jeans or shorts) and a tucked-in collared shirt. So boners were easy to detect...but I won't go into any details. During and immediately after high school I was working in fast food business and we wore aprons if you worked in the kitchen food prep areas. So my boners were protected there. My next job for 3 years was in a retail store and everyone wore aprons.

When I was 20 I had just come home (an apartment) from work. My work clothes (slacks, button down shirt, and tie) were hot so I got undressed down to my tighty-whiteys and laid down on my bed with the intention of grabbing the porn magazine out of the night stand and beating off. I did have my door closed and locked, but it was a cheap plastic deadbolt latch. A roommate's friend hollered my name just as he was turned the doorknob and pushed open the door. I sat up to "hide" my beginning boner. I'm sure there wasn't enough of a boner to be seen yet. But another 5 minutes and he would have got a good look. To be honest, I was probably going to beat off thinking about him because he often had no shirt on and was nicely built.
 
Two times, sadly both on duty at work. 1st time was when this builder came into the ER, he'd torn a gash in his inner thigh on a piece of rebar steel and I had to clean it up and suture the wound. He was in his mid 40's and damn was he in shape, I had to take his boxers off to get at the wound and jeebuz, he had the fattest cock I've ever seen. I felt myself stirring down below so concentrated on cleaning and stitching him up, when I'd finished he thanked me then said 'son, I think you better go and take care of that' I looked down and nearly died of embarrassment, my cock was rock hard and sticking out the waist band of my scrubs and leaking pre cum something fierce. All I could do was nod and I got out of there as quick as I could and run to the staff bathroom and jacked off.
2nd time was worse if that's possible, we'd lost yet another Covid patient and it was my task to go and inform the relative, you never know what to expect in response to having just told someone their loved one has passed, I've been, slapped, punched, kicked, spat on and even threatened, so when I told this poor guy his wife had just died I wasn't sure what to expect and when he lunged towards me I was ready to flatten him, Instead he broke down and asked me to hold him for a moment, he slotted into my arms so well and laid his head on my chest and he felt so good and his hair smelt so nice I am ashamed to say I started boning up, thankfully he was too out of it to notice and I quickly sat him down and got out of there. Thankfully it doesn't happen all the time, but when it does I just wish the floor would open up and swallow me.
 
Mine was a near-miss. A couple months ago I went in to the hospital for a colonoscopy. There I was wearing just a hospital gown. I was just about to go in waiting for the anesthesiologist to come in and talk to me. The guy comes in, in his late 20s, fit as fuck swimmer’s build, his scrubs tight and his smooth chest showing. What made it even worse was he was very friendly with a nice smile and beautiful blue eyes. He was joking around with me and kept touching my arm.

I knew I was starting to chub up at the worst time, he and the nurse was about to wheel me in to the operating room. All I could do was start picturing the female nurse naked. She was an older heavy set woman so it worked.

When we got into the room she left and the cutie started hooking me up to the monitors so he was opening my gown and touching my chest. He could tell I was nervous but he thought it was over the procedure and not about him lol. Luckily the doctor came in and they put me out before I could chub up again.
 
Not embarrassing or unwanted, but rather awkward. There's this one cute bloke at the gym (a rarity, gym-goers are butt-ugly for the most part) who, whenever he takes off his shirt, or walks around in his underwear or in a towel in the locker room/restroom, I have to sit down until my boner goes away. Would love to bust a nut there and then, but too risky. Been trying to sneak some pics, but damn place is made out of mirrors (like any other gym), nosy witnesses who'll likely tell on me, and the locker room is too small for him to not notice what I'm doing.
 
Uh - yeah - but it is a long story I don't want to type out but I will say that I had a crowd of people around and I couldn't do anything about it.

It was the butt of jokes for a long time.
 
ChristianGianni said:
Two times, sadly both on duty at work. 1st time was when this builder came into the ER, he'd torn a gash in his inner thigh on a piece of rebar steel and I had to clean it up and suture the wound. He was in his mid 40's and damn was he in shape, I had to take his boxers off to get at the wound and jeebuz, he had the fattest cock I've ever seen. I felt myself stirring down below so concentrated on cleaning and stitching him up, when I'd finished he thanked me then said 'son, I think you better go and take care of that' I looked down and nearly died of embarrassment, my cock was rock hard and sticking out the waist band of my scrubs and leaking pre cum something fierce. All I could do was nod and I got out of there as quick as I could and run to the staff bathroom and jacked off.
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That was kinda hot! I assume that you were wearing underwear of some sort. You must be hung pretty well to get the head above the waistband! You must work in a very busy place to not have someone to assist you. Living in a small community the medical provider always seems to have a nurse or med tech to assist.
 
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ssgoing7771 said:
I had a recurring problem whenever we did swimming in PE in secondary school (11-18 years old). Having to watch a group of guys forced to take their shirts off and strip down to a skimpy pair of shorts, while having to do the same, was a special form of torture for a hormonal gay teenage boy. Especially in later years I constantly had a semi. It was extremely difficult constantly trying not to get aroused surrounded by shirtless boys, which would have resulted in a lot of bullying. The uniform shorts we had to wear were quite short and didn't have any pockets, making it basically impossible to hide an erection. It was worst when we did water polo, or life saving, or land training in groups -anything that involved touching! Once or twice when it got too much I had to run out the lesson and pretend I was ill.

Based on the PE teacher's behaviour, I think he enjoyed it. Creep.

To this day, I always find swimming a risk if there are hot guys around. Anyone had similar difficulties?
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The same thing happened to me. In PE class, I had to take swimming lessons, since I did not know how to swim. This was an all-boys class and the swimming pool was enclosed. On the very first day of class, all 20-30 boys were told to go down to the locker room and strip to our "birthday suits". I wasn't even sure what "birthday suit" meant, but I followed the crowd and went downstairs. Honestly, I thought we would be given swim trunks or something. As it turned out, we were expected to be completely nude. I stood in line with all my buddies, and I started to grow an erection. A minute later my dick was rock hard and throbbing. A couple of other boys grew erections too. There was some snickering, but I think we were all too nervous and excited to pay attention to one another. My erection finally stopped when we had to jump into the cold water of the pool. I felt such relief at having my cock get back to a relaxed condition. I did find out, afterwards, that there was one fucker in particular, who had noticed me. He called me "horny" after class - It was the first time I had heard that word used to describe me. Much later, I came to appreciate that title and to relish being a horny guy!
 
ChristianGianni said:
I felt myself stirring down below so concentrated on cleaning and stitching him up, when I'd finished he thanked me then said 'son, I think you better go and take care of that' I looked down and nearly died of embarrassment, my cock was rock hard and sticking out the waist band of my scrubs and leaking pre cum something fierce. All I could do was nod and I got out of there as quick as I could and run to the staff bathroom and jacked off.
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That is so hot, Christian! I hope I have you to treat me, if I wind up in an emergency room!
 
ChristianGianni said:
^^ I work in a very busy ER Department, on that occasion I was not wearing underwear, sometimes it's just too damn hot to, as for being hung well ...
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I miss the er life sometimes when hot patients or we have hot staff members that i'm always flirting with. I work in an Urgent care now and its so much tamer then the er.
 
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