What's the most evil thing you've done in your life?

[ZERO_Akira]

I'd like to know.

 

[Nonimus]

I beat up Polish students who don't smoke.

 

[HiddenMalePassion-]

Probably when I was a kid, I would take the most heinous delight in sadistically torturing animals and bugs. My attitude towards animals couldn't have made more of an opposite turn.

Seriously I would go back in time to give myself a nice little beating session to send a message.

 

[DiaryOfAMadman]

1. Getting into a fight in High School and beating the kid terribly. I broke some kind of blood vessel in his eye, which made the white of his eye turn black, he was in the hospital for awhile and I really did damage to my hands from punching him. I never did apologize.

2. I stole someting rather expensive from someone as a form of revenge for a business deal in which he attempted to screw me over.

3. Poured hydrolic-cement all over a convertible from a contractor who stole money from me.

(all of those were from before I turned 21 y/o)

4. I preformed oral sex on a girl for 30 mins one night at a party which became a bisexual orgy when I was 20 or 21 years old.

 

[TaigaStar]

Saying aloud, and meaning, that somebody needed to die and make the world a better place for the rest of us.

I'm not very good at this sort of thing...

 

[star-warrior]

My older sister was a right terror when I was young. Her husband's afraid of her mood swings, and about 10 years ago, she came over with her family and her son was misbehaving, and his mother was angry. So, he tried to take it out on me. I said to him, well, you can be angry at me all you like, but you have to go home with your mother later...

 

[looseliam]

I beat up Polish students who don't smoke.

As oppose to just being Polish?? j/k

Anyhoo, I had my sister believing when she was young that the Menard's man was her real father. One day the commercial came on and my sis goes "There's my daddy!"

The look on my dad's face was priceless.

Evil, maybe not. Fun, you bet!

 

[justsimon]

........

 

[Missec]

As oppose to just being Polish?? j/k

Anyhoo, I had my sister believing when she was young that the Menard's man was her real father. One day the commercial came on and my sis goes "There's my daddy!"

The look on my dad's face was priceless.

Evil, maybe not. Fun, you bet!

The most evil thing I have done so far is a joke on my father..... I took his keys to his office and I moved his entire office around, ie: desk, chair, computer, pics, books (was in order), and then I took rubber snakes and hung them from the celing, then I took shrinkwrap and did that to his desk, and chair, and computer, then I went to the shredder and put shreddes all over the place.

He was at me
But I was

 

[RationalLunacy]

I once wished a Japanese co-worker Happy Pearl Harbor Day.

 

[Johnny Yen]

I once sold a pair of Stacy Adams yellow snakeskin wing-tips to a white guy who was color blind!