CuriousMonkey
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I think there's a jar of pickles that my Mom bought to make tuna salad with. The last time she was here was July 2005... I'm almost scared to touch the jar to throw it away.
Otherwise the oldest thing is a tub of croissants I bought 1 1/2 weeks ago.
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Good one!the light bulb?
A bag of onions (god knows since when...) and two bottles of ketchup with a tiny bit left (I have a third, full bottle).
Pickles don't go bad, darling... you throw them away when the vinegar starts eating through the metal lid (for some entertainment, drop a penny into the jar and start a betting pool on when it will dissolve completely). Or when you can't remember how they got there.I think there's a jar of pickles that my Mom bought to make tuna salad with. The last time she was here was July 2005... I'm almost scared to touch the jar to throw it away.
Croissants come in tubs? Really?Otherwise the oldest thing is a tub of croissants I bought 1 1/2 weeks ago.
Several tins of World War II surplus corned beef hash.


A 3year old, empty tupperware dish, in the freezer in the garage.
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