What's The Stupidest Thing You've Done Lately?

[TheLoveableLoner]

Yesterday, I quickly took a few shots in the rain, thinking it wouldn't be too much of a problem (it hasn't been one the past). I must've misjudged the speed of precipitation because now my $1800 camera appears to be water damaged.

Anyone else do anything lately that make them want to smack their forehead with their palm?

 

[G-Lexington]

Yesterday, I quickly took a few shots in the rain, thinking it wouldn't be too much of a problem...

I paused at this point, trying to decide if you were downing alcohol or practicing your aim with firearms. Wrong on both counts.

Lots of small crap. The biggest one was similar to yours. I often clean house with my iPod on. And for whatever reason, I didn't have the original plastic case and belt clip on it like I normally do. So I thought "Well, I'll just put it in my pocket." Two minutes after that, I snagged the headphone cord with the broom, pulled it out of my pocket, and slammed it against the bathroom floor....not only rendering the iPod unusable, but cracking the bathroom tile in the process. But hey - it saved me those twenty-five steps to the living room and back to get the protective case, so totally worth it, right?

Lex

 

[aaggii]

You know how every once in a while it seems that the universe is against you? Yesterday in 5 minutes that it takes to get from my house to the park with my dog:

- I burned my tshirt with a cigarette (old simple [STRIKE]african american[/STRIKE] black tee, so there´s that)
- I ripped my shorts with the keys and I just have no idea how could it happen
- the water thingy for my dog broke (cause I was playing with it, so my fault) and some got on my pants in such a way it seemed I peed myself

 

[GreyUnderscore]

The other day I noticed my underwear had a loose strand and instead of cutting it off I pulled on it. It ripped a bit and me being the genius that I am continued to pull on the strand thinking it would break off. I was wrong.

 

[G-Lexington]

^ Well, you got my interest, anyway.

Lex

 

[GreyUnderscore]

That pair of underwear became my stay-at-home pair.

Knowing myself I'd still do the same again the next time I see a loose strand.

 

[-Kane-]

I allowed a chubby 63yr old white man with male pattern baldness to bareback me up the ass on a recent trip to San Francisco. He smelled like boiled eggs mix with mildew odor from a bath towel. He rammed my my tight blemish free ass for 2 long minutes before cumming on my face. He called me a nigger and told me to leave the bar after pulling his leather pants up.


I had no choice but to let him fuck me.
When he pulled out his White Privilege Card, I was no longer calling the shots.

 

[G-Lexington]

^ Oh, sure, leave out the part where I bought you a drink.

Lex

 

[otters]

I allowed a chubby 63yr old white man with male pattern baldness to bareback me up the ass on a recent trip to San Francisco. He smelled like boiled eggs mix with mildew odor from a bath towel. He rammed my my tight blemish free ass for 2 long minutes before cumming on my face. He called me a nigger and told me to leave the bar after pulling his leather pants up.


I had no choice but to let him fuck me.
When he pulled out his White Privilege Card, I was no longer calling the shots.

Completely inconsistent story (see emphasis, e.g.). Sorry, 0/10.

 

[Vitamin]

I picked up cigarettes again, god damn it to shit.

 

[luckynumbah7]

I picked up cigarettes again, god damn it to shit.

Drops the bastards! Drop it! I quit last Feb, then made the mistake of getting K to get me a pack of cloves (I like the flavor) turns out they're enough like regular smokes for my hand to nag my brain about wanting more. Thank gods im still stuck home, about over that mistake now. Get some hard candy or a package of straws. Straws will probably work better, ime.

 

[SaskGuy]

It would be quicker for me to name the times when I didn't do something stupid!

 

[mikey3000]

Lately? I wore two different shoes to work.

 

[JPGhost]

All the time..like

I was in downstairs and felt thirsty, so I gotta go up and get a drink. I also left my glasses upstair, so my simple plan would be drink water, grab my glasses and go downstair do my work.
So, long short story, I went upstair to drink from my mug but I got distracted by my dog..so I lay down and play love-time with her a bit. When I went downstairs, I realize I haven't wear my glasses ^^

 

[JPGhost]

I allowed a chubby 63yr old white man with male pattern baldness to bareback me up the ass on a recent trip to San Francisco. He smelled like boiled eggs mix with mildew odor from a bath towel. He rammed my my tight blemish free ass for 2 long minutes before cumming on my face. He called me a nigger and told me to leave the bar after pulling his leather pants up.


I had no choice but to let him fuck me.
When he pulled out his White Privilege Card, I was no longer calling the shots.

I had with the 65 and its turn out I like his hole pattern his hole was so pretty, much better than a barely there crack a 20 yo I had before him.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

It's a tie between bareback sex with strangers and getting so drunk I screamed in the house.

 

[luckynumbah7]

Oh, that's right, forgot to add recent stupidity. Bacon sandwiches while trying to lose weight, leaving it up to kris to go to the bank to find out what documents we'd need to qualify for a mortgage (he's not much of a people person), forgot to pick up Molly and Albus's rodents, Albus if particular is unhappy with us (probably because he knows where his mice come from, Molly's a bit too young to have made the connection yet).