Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

[lckmyass]

I guess a candle was the first object put up my ass.

All depends on how thick it was

 

[mnpervert]

Most of my anal penetrations are pretty common. Maybe the strangest was a hammer, not the claw end of course

 

[Kamikaze]

Pretty much any handle of something when I was a teenager… screwdriver, brush with a thick handle, a plunger handle of course, ice, D batteries, the gear shift in my first car (I was 16)… of course cucumber, candle… at my grandmas house in the guest room
I stayed at the bedposts were perfect… lol

 

[BiBtm64]

Pretty much any handle of something when I was a teenager… screwdriver, brush with a thick handle, a plunger handle of course, ice, D batteries, the gear shift in my first car (I was 16)… of course cucumber, candle… at my grandmas house in the guest room
I stayed at the bedposts were perfect… lol

Many of us had to make do with household objects, hey? It seemed to be a rite of passage. That's pretty creative with the bedposts, lol.

Were you fantasising about dick at this stage? Or just enjoying the feelings? When did you first experience a dick?

 

[Inandout]

Many of us had to make do with household objects, hey? It seemed to be a rite of passage. That's pretty creative with the bedposts, lol.

Were you fantasising about dick at this stage? Or just enjoying the feelings? When did you first experience a dick?

I would suspect one goes with the other.

 

[rareboy]

Many of us had to make do with household objects, hey? It seemed to be a rite of passage. That's pretty creative with the bedposts, lol.

Were you fantasising about dick at this stage? Or just enjoying the feelings? When did you first experience a dick?

I was aware as a young child that I found the act of shitting physically very pleasurable and maybe it was because I had firm stools that would stretch my hole and then release cleanly.

So at some point, I must have figured out that I could replicate this sensation with fingers and then other objects.

And it progressed to where I knew that men fucked women with their cock and I knew exactly what I wanted. I wanted to be fucked like a woman because by that time I was able to appreciate prostate massage as well as the sensations around the hole itself.

Thanks Mother Nature.

 

[lckmyass]

I was aware as a young child that I found the act of shitting physically very pleasurable and maybe it was because I had firm stools that would stretch my hole and then release cleanly.

So at some point, I must have figured out that I could replicate this sensation with fingers and then other objects.

And it progressed to where I knew that men fucked women with their cock and I knew exactly what I wanted. I wanted to be fucked like a woman because by that time I was able to appreciate prostate massage as well as the sensations around the hole itself.

Thanks Mother Nature.

MMMM , l bet your gorgeous asshole smells and tastes SOOOO fucking delicious after that clean release

 

[BiBtm64]

I was aware as a young child that I found the act of shitting physically very pleasurable and maybe it was because I had firm stools that would stretch my hole and then release cleanly.

So at some point, I must have figured out that I could replicate this sensation with fingers and then other objects.

And it progressed to where I knew that men fucked women with their cock and I knew exactly what I wanted. I wanted to be fucked like a woman because by that time I was able to appreciate prostate massage as well as the sensations around the hole itself.

Thanks Mother Nature.

That's the journey of discovery, isn't it - thick firm stools, dilating and stretching, sliding, then exiting leaving your hole gaping and satisfied.

Then I wanted to poke things in, enjoy the sensations, finding bigger and thicker objects.

I grew up fucking women for many years before I plucked up the courage to go outside of my comfort zone, and try the real deal. That first time I was filled with cock, I felt complete. And a top with enough connection to stimulate my prostate and make it even better.

Thanks indeed, Mother Nature.

 

[Petallways]

I don't really have an ass fetish but at the same time it didn't seem like a hot topic either so i figure this thread can have a home here.

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Well yesterday i wanted a hot dog so i took one out of the fridge, it was jumbo and while i had it in my hand i looked at it and i don't know if i was horny or what but it resembled a semi hard penis so much. Long story short i put a condom on it and fucked myself real good. The frankfurter was bigger than most dicks i have encountered in my time.

Oh i also put a tampon up my ass once just for fun and pretended that i was seeing my period.


So let’s get this thread popping?

I have used cucumbers, bottles, broomsticks, etc., on myself.

 

[cumlover91]

When i first started, i used what i had available at my parents house which was the handle part of a toothbrush. I eventually moved on to using hairbrush but nothing beats the real thing.

 

[Inandout]

When i first started, i used what i had available at my parents house which was the handle part of a toothbrush. I eventually moved on to using hairbrush but nothing beats the real thing.

Yes very true.

 

[wolfypdx]

For a long time I've felt that feeling of taking a good shit was comparable in many ways to the feeling of being fucked, even before I actually had anything up my ass. That in turn led me to start dressing up bratwursts, kielbasas, etc in condoms and shoving them up my ass. I was right. It was comparable to a good shit, only better - the feeling of something being pushed up my ass added a completely new dimension to the sensations.

I never tried anything other than meat in a condom until I bought my first Dildo Not long after that I experienced my first anal orgasm.

 

[DubPiglet]

When I was young and didn’t have any dildos, I have this vivid memory of reaching out my window and snapping an icicle off the gutter. I ran to the shower, blunted the tip with the water and fucked myself silly with it

Another favourite from that time was stuffing condoms with twigs/grass/leaves and riding them in an industrial warehouse park near my home at night.

 

[lckmyass]

For a long time I've felt that feeling of taking a good shit was comparable in many ways to the feeling of being fucked, even before I actually had anything up my ass. That in turn led me to start dressing up bratwursts, kielbasas, etc in condoms and shoving them up my ass. I was right. It was comparable to a good shit, only better - the feeling of something being pushed up my ass added a completely new dimension to the sensations.

I never tried anything other than meat in a condom until I bought my first dildo. Not long after that I experienced my first anal orgasm.

That's all good , but nothing beats a Real Cock pumping your tight mancunt

 

[Negonoia]

I'd just use my fingers most of the time but at the height of my horniness I've used a wooden head tickler, fortunately the fear of something breaking and getting stuck there and having to explain that to doctors always kept me from getting too crazy lol

 

[Farmbottom]

I put the handle of a spatula up my ass . I've a pic of it some place

 

[Farmbottom]

I put the handle of a spatula up my ass . I've a pic of it some place

 

[imariver]

I once put an ASS Anchor in my ass. it took almost an hour, but it was worth it!!!