Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

[adammataaa]

i did this before. amazing !

 

[MoaningMike]

WOW! I couldn't begin to list them all. If it wasn't sharp or easily broken, I probably used it.
THE strangest would have to be the stick shift in a Ferrari 328gts. Luckily it had a removeable targa top, otherwise I would've been unable to. I put my back facing the dashboard and lowered my ass onto the long shifter with glee. Riding up and down I eventually shot off a mind bending orgasm. Tons of fun....except for the clean up!

 

[IceColdLover]

A toilet plunger handle and some plastic tube that contained tool parts. Oh, and hair brush handles and conditioner bottles.

 

[CochondeMontreal]

Wow, this thread gets me hot! Nothing better than guys playing with their assholes. Many years ago, there was this Randy Blue porno with Chris Rockway and Reese Rideout amongst others, it was 4 guys in a public shower and they all played with their buttholes! I haven’t been able to find it but it was hot. I would love to be a bunch of guys playing with our assholes together.

As for what I’ve put up my ass?

Whenever I get horny at work I’ve used the screwdriver and the toilet plunger. I actually filmed myself riding the plunger till I came. I’ve put a beer bottle with beer still in it. A bottle of vodka. A Gatorade bottle. I saw this in a porno, and tried to see if I could get one up my ass too. I have a thick foot long Dildo I like to smoke pot and then play with. I’ve put two regular dildos in my hole at the same time. When I was 13 I put a Ken doll up my ass. A hose with running water. Once, I was with another guy and we were wearing thongs while fucking. At one point he took off his thong and shoved it up my ass. That was actually pretty hot.

 

[latinyouth24]

I've done the toilet plunger too! Also a cucumber and marker haha

 

[GayLad87]

one of those containers that have the cigar inside, but the only reason i did it was because my very hot friend gave it to me, and thought about himthe whole time, and he also knows i'm gay i think he knew ehat i'd do with it

I did that too. Took the cigar out and used the tin as a Dildo

 

[imariver]

Can't really say it's the weirdest thing I've had in my ass, but getting fucked by an E-stim butt plug is something everyone should try! If you set the controls just right, you can actually get it to go in and out, all by itself!!

 

[imariver]

I just tried this recently, definitely need a partner to help insert it, but once in, it feels great!!

 

[FartLighter]

A lit lighter. Well that was that was about 1/4 inch from my hole. I've put the nozzle of an air pump inside though.

 

[dd788snipe]

The handle of a Mason's trowel. It was what was available at the time.

 

[novastar]

Weirdest? A little handheld motorized drill/screwdriver. I then turned it on and it felt amazing! I actually used it several times. It was my grandfather's.

 

[netgayone]

A large cucumber
A candle
A marker
A screwdriver handle
Durex's lube bottle (I am sure is designed for this)
my bf's large toe
I have held a cigarette (put the butt in my butt LOL)
My DIY Dildo
My DIY anal balls
Can't remember anything else

 

[Cormac135]

A toy model of Nakatomi Tower from Die Hard.

 

[imariver]

Hey . . . . whatever fits!!! It's all good.

 

[novastar]

When I was a child, I vividly remember my mother taking my temperature with a rectal thermometer. Oh God! When I hit 13 or so I splayed with it myself.....and accidentally dropped it on the tile floor. Mercury was everywhere. I was scared I'd be asked about "where it went" but nope. When my parents weren't home I'd insert the thermometer and lie there on my hands and knees on the bed....in bliss.
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[Shelby29]

When I was a child, I vividly remember my mother taking my temperature with a rectal thermometer. Oh God! When I hit 13 or so I splayed with it myself.....and accidentally dropped it on the tile floor. Mercury was everywhere. I was scared I'd be asked about "where it went" but nope. When my parents weren't home I'd insert the thermometer and lie there on my hands and knees on the bed....in bliss.
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I LOVED hearing someone else who had a "thing" about rectal thermometers! That's when I knew I was anally oriented. When my best friend and I would play doctor the rectal thermometer was definitely a big part of our play. It certainly led he and me to experiment with more anal insertions the best of which, of course, was cock!

 

[Blackrabbit35]

a very small dwarf......The most amazing sensation, until he suffocated.

 

[curiousbob]

my own penis, yes its possible! and fun too. A deodorant (lynx) roll on because its got a rounded end.And various dildos. The ex wife's favourite vibrator (out of spite)

 

[Likesallthings]

When I was a child, I vividly remember my mother taking my temperature with a rectal thermometer. Oh God! When I hit 13 or so I splayed with it myself.....and accidentally dropped it on the tile floor. Mercury was everywhere. I was scared I'd be asked about "where it went" but nope. When my parents weren't home I'd insert the thermometer and lie there on my hands and knees on the bed....in bliss.
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I remember the thermometer as well. She would lube it up and slip it in. It always felt good. I didn’t know anything about anal sex but I knew I liked it.

 

[Likesallthings]

Wow, this thread gets me hot! Nothing better than guys playing with their assholes. Many years ago, there was this Randy Blue porno with Chris Rockway and Reese Rideout amongst others, it was 4 guys in a public shower and they all played with their buttholes! I haven’t been able to find it but it was hot. I would love to be a bunch of guys playing with our assholes together.

As for what I’ve put up my ass?

Whenever I get horny at work I’ve used the screwdriver and the toilet plunger. I actually filmed myself riding the plunger till I came. I’ve put a beer bottle with beer still in it. A bottle of vodka. A Gatorade bottle. I saw this in a porno, and tried to see if I could get one up my ass too. I have a thick foot long dildo I like to smoke pot and then play with. I’ve put two regular dildos in my hole at the same time. When I was 13 I put a Ken doll up my ass. A hose with running water. Once, I was with another guy and we were wearing thongs while fucking. At one point he took off his thong and shoved it up my ass. That was actually pretty hot.

I fucked a plunger when I was 10 or so. I still do to this day.