Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

[miguelfukt]

a screw driver handle. lol.

 

[WIZZARD101]

screwdriver handel
cucumber
banana
summer sausage
seven day candle
a guys fist and his dick( he actually jacked off inside my ass)
but the weirdest at the same time was a cucumber a large Dildo and my lover all at the same time, thought i was gonna tear but young flesh can stretch pretty well and come back....that was years ago

 

[cumpup]

Some really crazy things have been put up my ass,
a GI Joe doll, had a tough time getting it out
frozen cum cubes, which my bf eats out of my ass
stainless steel chain, the most explosive orgasm I've ever had when it was pulled out
baseball bat
soda bottle
and the usual vegetables
and a cell phone, weirdest experience when it rang up there on vibrate mode

 

[EJMichaels]

Some really crazy things have been put up my ass,
a GI Joe doll, had a tough time getting it out
frozen cum cubes, which my bf eats out of my ass
stainless steel chain, the most explosive orgasm I've ever had when it was pulled out
baseball bat
soda bottle
and the usual vegetables
and a cell phone, weirdest experience when it rang up there on vibrate mode

Now I can explain to my GI Joe dolls that the stuff I make them do isn't so bad.
If this were a contest, I'd vote for you.

 

[jasoncrew03]

a guys fist and his dick( he actually jacked off inside my ass)

 

[Magyk-Ph03n1x]

Wow. Interesting.
I thought I was the only one who had done the wierd shit.

Hammer handle
Simple plunger handle
Rippled plunger handle
20 ounce Water bottle
shaving cream can
shampoo bottle
cucumber
banana
hot dog
polish sausage
popscicle
can of redbull (boy that gave me wings)
two dicks at once
a dick and Dildo at same time (both pretty large)
3 1/2" wide Dildo
two dildos and a butt plug at once
a fist (not my own)
and who knows how many other fun things I could think of at various times

 

[serious_andy]

Once pushed my cell phone half way up then rang it to make it vibrate. Also used a candle and the head of my own cock!

 

[Outsidethebx86]

When I was younger, I fastened a plunger to the floor and rode the handle. Every time I looked at that plunger, after that, I smiled....or did it again

 

[Lovetocowgirl]

i've put lots of things up my ass, here are some of the stranger things

-every phallic fruit imaginable
-handle of my hammer
-cocaine...holy moley
-smooth rocks...sometimes i go out with 3 or 4 small rocks up there
-marbles...as many as i had...maybe fifty...felt awesome
-a full whiskey bottle with the top off, then i flipped upside down...waste of whiskey but you do feel really clean
-a "goody" hair brush, bristles in...hurt so bad and felt so good
-smoothed off the stump of a tree branch(about the size of an average cock), put a condom on it and fucked a tree(that was 3 days ago)
-coffee beans
-5' of chain...i highly suggest it...pull it out slowly as you cum
-gear shift knob
...i'm sure i've forgotten many but i have been shoving things up my ass for almost 25 years...

 

[kk9boyy]

I've been fucked by dogs, but probably the wierdest thing I,ve stuck in my ass was a cabana which I ate after after seeing a young girl do it in a porno

 

[osirisboi15]

Bicycle seat off of a street bike. It was still on the pedistal so while sitting on it you could wrk the pedestal. (Like the one in the link) It was amazing. The plus; the guy that it belonged to was a STUD �� �� http://coresites-cdn.factorymedia.com/rcuk/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/saddle-angle-2-1-680x427.jpg

 

[osirisboi15]

Especially the top right

Nothing too strange. Dildos, butt plugs..
When I started to play, when I was a teen.. I used a deodorant for a while.

It was small, and difficult to handle, so I secretly bought my first dildo then... Much better. I threw that dildo away years ago, when I went into a phase that I only wanted the real thing.

I would like to try beer bottle sometime.. but not to get it in deep.
Just to play with the beer.

 

[naturalnative]

- When I was first experimenting and revisiting my bisexuality as an undergraduate in college, before that the younger years. I used to wait until I was alone in my college dorm and strip completely naked. My college Freshmen roommate put up a full length vanity mirror on our bathroom door. I used to position myself face down and ass up near the mirror so I can watch myself to self penetrate and fuck myself with a plunger handle, toothbrush case, or finger myself. I became so aroused watching those lubed up objects penetrate my tight brown hole and go in and out..

 

[peeonme]

A plunger handle, I would slip a baggie over it and lube it with Vaseline. Then I would sit on the commode with the other end of the plunger propped against the bath tub and my ass on the edge of the toilet seat, I would fuck myself with it as a jacked off.

 

[GayGHOF]

Cucumbers were my favorite, but the most unusual was a toddler toy which was a tapered stand that you stacked rings. So, as I inserted it, it was larger and larger diameter.

 

[ass eater]

A hot dog and shampoo bottle.

 

[Hardfker]

Weirdest was the first thing I ever put inside myself: A (closed) bottle of Brut For Men. I'd seen so many guys getting ass fucked in porn that I was desperate to see what all the fuss was about, and that was the most phallic thing I had at my disposal at the time... It hit the spot

 

[SuperPsyze]

 

[TucsonHorny]

14" Commemorative Louisville Slugger. I confiscated it from one of my residents when I was an RA and he never got it back because I threatened to take a picture of me with it up my ass and post it on his door. Totally kidding...until one night when I was on duty, super horny and wanted to take a shower to try and cool off. Ended up fucking myself with it for at least two hours in one of the showers in the men's room while my residents were coming in and out of the bathroom. I remember the guy I took it from came in and asked one of the other guys from the floor if anyone had seen me because "I really want my bat back!" I just pushed it in deeper when I heard him say that....came buckets that night....

 

[Curiousguyonthedl]

Pens, a sharpie, toothbrush handle, razor handle, toothbrush holder, M&Ms mini container, and a cologne bottle

Oh, the M&M’s mini containers were perfect for putting up your ass.