What's the Weirdest Thing You've Put in Your Ass?

[gaystorm]

This is not me.

 

[tristan91]

A candle........but it wasn't lit up though lol

 

[Ginone]

A big flag , (france flag)

 

[jensu846]

the top of a bowling pin.

 

[sman28az]

A frozen hot dog

 

[sixthson]

Well, it was big, hard, hot and Greek. Is that weird?

 

[panda29]

A nice big smoked Polish sausage !!

 

[Mickmorris1888]

A carrot :-/

 

[YoriTakashi]

Milk + ice cream, shaked my ass, squashed it out in a glass (with a brown floater). Didn't drink it though

Also a used Dildo (from a female, ugh ._.) and a sausage. Both these two was when I was younger, never tried a Dildo and the sausage was so fucking hot (at the time).

 

[phantom8]

Hmm, when I was younger, I did a sharpie marker starting out, then a jumbo sharpie, a hot dog, a cucumber, a banana, a plunger handle that had ribbed-like balls for the the handle, which felt AMAZING lol... Umm, a round piece of foam about the thickness of an average dick, but about 2 foot long (and no, I didn't get the two feet inside me)... I think that's it. LOL

 

[WIZZARD101]

A nice big smoked Polish sausage !!

yeah i have done that, felt great!!! also a hair moose bottle, and one time when i was younger and totally high one of those all day candles in a glass. but i think the absolute weirdest was , again when i was younger and high, two big dildos and then my friend stuck his cock in too.

 

[smoothoralbottom]

I just used a Mag flashlight last night. One of those huge ones the cops use!

 

[mnpervert]

I have fucked myself with just about everything in my house. Veggies, tools, shampoo bottles etc. But I must say the gear shift in our cars is prbably the strangest. Every car we have owned I have rode the gearshift. So I can say I have been fucked by ford, Chrysler, Hyundai (3 different models), and probaly my fav is the Miata with the top down riding that 5 speed shifter

 

[MarkyMac69]

Does my Youth Pastor's cock count?

 

[Joey69]

Does my Youth Pastor's cock count?

Lol it sure does, sounds hott as well!

 

[d33pInside]

first anal play ever was a cucumber. I was alone in my dorm for the weekend and just wanted to try something. I cringe at how dangerous that was now....