Of course the cottage is too small for the 'old fart', that, and the 'missing' door tells us that it is a dwarf's house. Anyone who has kept up with the Lord of the Rings movies knows that dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
https://www.countryliving.com/home-design/g1887/tiny-house/
Just like this could have never been a Kennedy house
Oh, and speaking of invisible, magic doors and windows...
How could ever five people and a running licebed live in here?

