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whats you excuse

bedbugy

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over the years folk ask why have you never married

if its a female is ive seen so many divorced
if male im a professionalcock sucker

and your excuse
 
Marriage involves feelsy romance.

I loathe feelsy romance.

Also, happier being single.
 
I'm a footloose and fancy free, hip, swingin' bachelor...

Or should that be hip-swingin'?

The hip's been playing up lately...
 
Even for a straight guy that's an awkward and personal question, so I usually just look them in the eye, grab their shoulder and ask, "Have you ever seen your father's penis?"
 
I agree with Harvey Feinstein --marriage is a financial agreement between two adults---if you don't want to combine your money with someone else fairly easily---getting married is easy---stay single.
 
Marriage is like apples and Bell Pepper.

One time, it tastes sweet.

The other time, it's sweet and bitter.

One thing's for sure: it's never like Lychee, what's with its prickly surface.

I couldn't come up with a better excuse, so there you go. Okay??

:cool:
 
Come on....

It's a nice day for a white wedding! Whaaaaaaaaaooo! :cool:
 
I hate that question back when I had extended family I hadn't seen them in a while managed to be sick for the holidays for 2 straight years all of them managed to have a bad cold/asthma flare each major holiday and my youngest uncle asked if I was dating a girl or seeing anyone, To which my reply was no not seeing anyone lately! Now I dont talk to them its none of their fuckin business! Had some of the same conversation the last pedicure I got so are you seeing anyone? No no one special in my life...:(!oops!:roll:thanks for reminding me now in lieu of your tip i'm going to go buy some hagen daz
 
ChristianGianni said:
YES!!!!! ... as long as it can be at the Elvis Chapel in Vegas :-)
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Deal, as long as you dress like Elvis and I get to dress like Priscilla:luv:

I can’t wait till the honeymoon :sex::69:
 
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bedbugy said:
over the years folk ask why have you never married

if its a female is ive seen so many divorced
if male im a professionalcock sucker

and your excuse
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Once i hit "middle age" I didn't get that question anymore. Occasionally, an acquaintance (not a friend who would know better) assumes I'm married and might say something like, I'll bet your wife wouldn't like that; or What would your wife think? But if a friend had asked me I usually said, "I worked the graveyard shift (over night) for 20 years and it was hard to have a social life to find someone, and so by that point I just gave up looking."
 
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