what's your workday morning routine?

[bankside]

wake up at 5:55.
masturbate
6:10 shower, shave, dress
6:25 tea, internet
6:35 depart
7:00 work
9:00 tea, breakfast
noon lunch.

 

[justsimon]

Schedule A:
9:30

• Wake Up
• Put Contacts In
• Shower
• Shave

10ish

• Get Dressed
• Make Smoothie
• Check Email
• Check Bag for School Stuff/Homework

10:40:

• Walk to School (.5 miles)

Schedule B:
10:30ish

• Wake Up
• Put Contacts In
• Make Smoothie
• Check Email
• Do Homework

Noonish

• Shower
• Shave
• Get Dressed
• Do More Homework

2:50:

• Check Bag for School Stuff/Homework
• Walk to School

 

[jonboy1645]

6:45 - alarm get up
6:46 - push button on coffee maker
6:47 - take dog out
(coffee done when we come back in)
Prep dog food, feed dog, take dog out again
7:00 - 8:00 - Breakfast / e-mail / markets / news / etc.
8:00 - 8:27 - shower, dress, etc.
8:27 - 8:29 - Drive to work for 8:30 start

 

[bankside]

I can't masturbate in the morning usually I mean, I'd love to because at any other time, I'd say it's a crime to waste the combination of already being naked, having a boner, and going into the shower afterward (so you can make a mess ) but I just can't do mornings. takes me like 20 minutes to climax, which would be great if I didn't have a train to catch

Well, you'll see that I allow a full 15 minutes for that sort of frivolity.... I'd only have to get up at 6:50 otherwise...

 

[fetaby]

No alarm clock.
Let the dog out.
Climb the stairs.
Make coffee and cereal.
Let the dog in.

from there it just depends on what I have planned for the day.

 

[DigitalFudge]

1. I hop up out the bed

2. Turn my fag on

3. take a look in the mirror say whats the "T"?

4. how you doin?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p_7-RqNRQ0[/ame]


Oh but really...


6:30 I wake up for really no reason but I cannot sleep in ever...... I feel like if I get out of bed 8:00 or later I have wasted the entire day and I might as well just wait in bed until tomorrow comes and try it all over again.

But NOTHING beats (For whatever reason) doing something all night and into the morning and waking up at 2, 3, or 4 in the afternoon.

You just feel like a rockstar...

 

[probable]

digital, that vid made my hyperventilate. so hilarious.

as for the op's question:
5:00 wake-up
5:15 remember where i am
5:20 chant
5:30 shower
5:50 water the plants, take out the garbage, empty the dishwasher.
6:00 make lunch and breakfast
6:30 get dressed
7:00 drive to starbucks (stop judging me)
7:30 get to work. (and be glad i'm not late on this imaginary day like i am on most real ones. )

 

[jft245]

No alarm clock involved, wake up around 3:30 AM

On computer until 7 AM

7 AM shower, shave, dress

7:25 AM leave for 5 minute drive to work

7:30 AM coffee, shoot the breeze with the other idiots who get to work a half hour early or whoever has opened that morning, read the local newspaper

8 AM punch in and start the boring, mind numbing drudgery that is my job.

 

[-Scott-]

6:16 am - get out of bed. go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, weigh myself, shower

You weigh yourself daily? Why? Just curious.

My typical morning.

Get home around 5am from work, chill on the computer till 8am.
Sleep till 2pm.

Scott.

 

[argomac]

6.00 feed cat (for sake of quiet life)
6.30 Get up
6.45 -7.45 Breakfast, news, emails, fix lunch etc
7.45 - 8.15 - Swim
8.15 - 8.45: Home, dress and leave for train station
8.54 - 9.05 Train to work


Except on Wednesday when the pool doesn't open till 10!

 

[Schizosan]

Since I work the overnight shift, my day work schedule proceeds like this:

8:30 PM - Wake Up, Shower, Brush Teeth, Wash Face.
9:10 PM - Get dressed for work.
9:30 PM - Leave to go suffer.

 

[treanir]

7am - alarm goes off
7:01 - get up
7:02 - pee
7:04 - shower, shave, get dressed
7:20 - make breakfast, put on coffee
7:23 - turn on computer. Faff about on JUB, FB and the like while eating breakfast
7:45 - COFFEE!!!!!
7:55 - put on shoes, coat, bag, leave

8:15 - first bell

It may look fairly bright-eyed-and-bushy-tailed, but I grumble, mutter and curse under my breath pretty much until 8:10.

 

[PhoenixRising]

7:00 am - get off work.
7:30 - 8:30 am - go to bed.

 

[jaycee style]

3am - up,
3:10 - smoke half a joint.

100 pec presses
15 minutes of bicycle crunches.

4am - check my dvr and have some oatmeal.

4:30am - put on exercise clothes, smoke 1 more half joint and head to jogging trail

5:30 am - jog six miles with 3 pound hand wieghts.

7am - minced white meat chicken juice and one organic bosc pear.

7:30am - read mens health and chill,

8am - WORK.

 

[wooffy]

I posted my morning routine in the breakfast thread - just had to add that you people get up a frighteningly early times! That's can't be healthy ;-)