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What's your worst/least favorite sexual position and why?

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What's your worst/least favorite sexual position and why?

As a top, I hate being ridden. I prefer to actively fuck :sex: instead of laying there making him do all the work. Most of the time, the guy sits on my dick in such a terrible way that it bends my dick so that it hurts. Every once in a while I can guide them to have some fun in reverse cowboy but many bottoms don't seem to like that position as much for some reason.
 
It's been so long since I've had sex I can't even remember who gets tied up.
 
I was having sex with a guy once, and we were standing naked, with me leaning up against him with his back to the wall. Suddenly, he put his hands on my shoulders, and sort of leapt up - I'm assuming because he wanted to impale himself on my cock and have me fuck him there against the wall. Of terms that apply to this gargoyle, "upper body strength" certainly aren't three of them. About five seconds later, with both of us lying on the floor giggling, I said (for perhaps the only time in a sexual context) "Dude, what the FUCK were you thinking?!"

Lex
 
MasonJay said:
What's your worst/least favorite sexual position and why?

As a top, I hate being ridden. I prefer to actively fuck :sex: instead of laying there making him do all the work. Most of the time, the guy sits on my dick in such a terrible way that it bends my dick so that it hurts. Every once in a while I can guide them to have some fun in reverse cowboy but many bottoms don't seem to like that position as much for some reason.
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Being ridden is my least favorite, too. I don't even like to watch it in porn. When I am the top, I want to be thrusting my hips. When doing doggy, I like my thighs clamped onto him and when doing missionary, I like the feeling of his legs around me.
 
I don't like the one where I have to hang upside down by one leg, on a meat hook, blind folded and hands tied behind my back. I'm getting pretty tired of that one.
 
I don't like missionary. I have long legs, so it's uncomfortable for me most times - I will almost never elect to fuck someone that way unless there's an emotional connection.
 
As a bisexual top, it depends: If I am fucking a guy, I don't like being ridden either. I like to actively pump, preferably with him on all fours, doggy-style. I like the rawness and tightness of the experience. If I'm with a girl, I don't mind her riding me, as her bouncing breasts are a big visual turn-on.
 
Being a top I could never Imagine getting fucked as it simply does nothing for me. I also suspect it would hurt, but I won't be finding out.
 
I have to say that I don't like getting ridden or riding either. OR any position where one or both has to be standing.
 
I know a lot of bottoms enjoy riding...but I don't care for it. I have always found it to be a clumsy/awkward/uncomfortable position for me. Especially when partnered with a well endowed top.
 
My least favorite position is riding someone. As the bottom, I do all the work while they just lay there and stay hard.

I want my man in the driver's seat, thrusting into me, me looking up at his face, and occasionally getting a nice lip and tongue lock with him. :D
 
I have a trick knee which makes riding when I bottom unbearable after a few minutes. It's the one which got repaired surgically end of last year, haven't quite tested it out again yet. The ex could give me multiple hands-free finishes in a session if I was on my back with my legs wrapped around him, so that was what we did a lot of back in the day.

Topping - I don't mind getting ridden, and I can last for hours if s/he does that. My favourite way to top a guy is him lying face down and me pretty much covering him, though. I want to say I've heard it called the flat-iron, but I see Buzzfeed call it something else for the hetero version - the linguini:

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DavidThomas said:
I am a gay you see, but I haven't had any bum fun yet.


I'm a virgin.
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I see we have a new person on here playing a character - word of advise, the characters name was Daffyd (which in itself was a mistake from the standard spelling of Dafydd) not David.
 
The worst position of all is when you are completely on your own in bed.

I would endure any sort of discomfort just to have a naked man next to me occasionally.
 
Weird how many people seem to dislike riding (or being ridden). I quite enjoy it, although yes, the legs can cramp up. Yeah, it does sort of limit the thrusting ability, but that makes it well-suited for a slow second round. :)

Lex
 
I dislike it if both of us are standing up.
 
G-Lexington said:
Weird how many people seem to dislike riding (or being ridden). I quite enjoy it, although yes, the legs can cramp up. Yeah, it does sort of limit the thrusting ability, but that makes it well-suited for a slow second round. :)

Lex
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I was having sex with this little guy yesterday and he wanted to ride me. I told him it wasn't my favorite position and then he nailed the true reason why, for me at least. He said, "oh, you lose all sense of control and that's kind of a turn of then isn't it." I felt lie a douche, but the answer I tell him was obviously yes. I like to control what the bottom is getting because then I also have to be attentive to his needs and if I am giving more than he can handle or not. It was an interesting moment. We still had lots of fun, and we skipped him riding me. lol.
 
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