when did you last cum?

[Rickrock]

Thursday night I stroked one out while looking at porn. I had some pre-cum last night but didn't continue.

 

[rareboy]

Even though I've responded to this question before, I figured you wanted to know when I last came, and that's an ongoing thing. So her we go! The past week I've had a stomach bug and severe headaches, so I was in no mood for sex (solo or with my guy). My boyfriend gets up at 5am, and I don't have to be up that early, but he usually wakes me by slapping my face with his morning wood (or stuffs it in my mouth, rubs it in my hair, shoves it up my ass). This morning he never woke me since I've been sooooooo not in the mood. I wish he had, since I woke with my dick as hard as it can get without veins rupturing. It was actually sore, drooling precum & my balls felt even heavier than normal. No way was I waiting for him to get home from work, even though I know he would have wanted me to. Laying in bed jerking it slowly, since I intended to prolong this, I knew I had to watch some porn.
My boyfriend own all the Chaos Men dvd's (except for the pissing ones) and I remembered how much I loved "Nash" as a bottom. We have a big screen tv facing the bed, which is a prime spot. I lubed my hungry hole and shoved a vibrating Utimi dildo up there and turned it to it's most powerful setting. Then I propped myself up against the headboard and covered my cock with Crisco (my boyfriend and I use it for jerking) then tried to see how long I could last edging myself. Half and hour was all I could take of beating my overly sensitive schlong. Watching Nash getting fucked always drove me crazy: a compact verbal blonde stud who knows how to put on a show. Watching him getting fucked senseless by blonde top "Parker" was the limit. Nash was on his back getting pounded with his legs spread wide while saying "Oh Fuck...don't stop...don't stop" as he blasted his six-pack abs with a jet after jet of hot cum. I didn't care who heard me, I was screaming and crying and shaking as I blasted off. The cum just flew and flew, while my balls slapped up & down loudly. I swear I nearly blacked out, the only sound I could hear was my greasy fist flying up & down my still stiff dick. I layed there for at least 10 minutes, sweaty and still hard as hell. I got up and put on the dvd where Nash gets nailed by Eli, and went for round 2. The cum was just as intense the second time! I finally went soft, took a piss & hopped in the shower. The water pressure we have makes the shower powerful, and when it hit my dick, I got hard again. It's a walk-in shower with a built-in bench, so I sat down and pointed the shower head at my cock. The third time took about 10 minutes, but the orgasm was so amazing! I decided not to go to work, fuck it. Today will be spent eating, sleeping & jerking off. My guy knows I was staying home today because I didn't feel good, so when he gets home at 4 he won't be shocked to see me in bed sleeping soundly. When he starts rubbing his rod on my face, I will gladly swallow him all the way. After not fucking for a week, I know he will want to fuck me face down while I writhe and moan. I predict my ass & cock will both be sore tomorrow. I just won't tell him that I spent the day jerking off loads that should've been his, it will be our little secret.

Just about now reading this.

 

[Cormac135]

About 5 minutes ago, some f/m vid.

 

[Hotrich]

Sunday morning.

 

[Cumlover91]

Yesterday morning before work while having a dildo up my ass

 

[peeonme]

This morning.

 

[rareboy]

Does fantasizing about doing it at the office today count?

 

[Natello4]

Last night.. myeah

 

[GreyUnderscore]

This morning before going to work. I have to otherwise I wouldn't be able to completely focus on my work.

Does fantasizing about doing it at the office today count?

Only if you are fantasizing about that during work.

 

[BiMeGuy]

The last time I posted. Charging up for I have a play date coming up this Saturday.

 

[Alistair]

Last night, to a photo on my phone

 

[ballcaphair]

Workin on it.

 

[yhtang]

This morning before going to work. I have to otherwise I wouldn't be able to completely focus on my work.

Same here. I have to crank one out in the morning to get me geared up for work - and face the world.

Sometimes I need another one half way through my day as well.

 

[falupa]

September 7th, 2015. The lingering bad side effects of prostate cancer
surgery really suck.

 

[Gravelord_Nito]

3 minutes ago. I have cum on my belly and leg drying up as I type this.

 

[seioussuction69]

This morning when I had morning wood and was sitting on my 8" vibrating dildo I named David, which is my boyfriends name, although I named it after David Laid. I was watching one of David's videos on youtube, which is basically visual Viagra. As much as I tried to delay my orgasm, that fucker had me blasting in no time. My cum blasted loudly all over the floor and my vision blurred. Needless to say, I went for a second round with another of his videos. If he ever does gay porn I might have a stroke.

 

[Reed1964]

About 3 hours ago in the hot tub under a star filled sky.
It was a nice long season.
And now I am about ready for another go around at it.

 

[GreyUnderscore]

Half hour ago.

 

[offthewall14420]

January 18th

 

[jjperry]

Wednesday morning. I had to put my shirt in the laundry afterward.