When will my ass stop aching?

[PreTTy PeTe]

I'll give you a broken ass!!

i'm sure you will you dirty old man

 

[Coffee]

RationalLunacy, just use your other leg to kick his ass

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

RationalLunacy, just use your other leg to kick his ass

omg........... he did
and it was awesome...

some pain with some pleasure........

 

[RationalLunacy]

omg........... he did
and it was awesome...

some pain with some pleasure........

Yeah. Those pointy-toe cowboy boots do serve a useful purpose, don't they?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Yeah. Those pointy-toe cowboy boots do serve a useful purpose, don't they?

more awesome if you would wear chuck taylor shoes

yeaaaaaaa

 

[RationalLunacy]

more awesome if you would wear chuck taylor shoes

yeaaaaaaa

Yeah, but Chuck Norris shoes are made of rubber and they'd just bounce off your ass.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

a boys gotta suffer if he's going to enjoy it


right

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

So life should be outrageously enjoyable right about now?

Right?

yea i wish........... dreams never come true.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Indeed.

*sighs and wanders off to mope*

don't cry or mope it's life

and babe it's really good

 

[JUB]

Can I kiss it and make it better?

OH OH I want to kiss it and make it better too! And lick it and massage it and tell it that everything is going to be ok

 

[Coffee]

Yeah, but Chuck Norris shoes are made of rubber and they'd just bounce off your ass.

Don't worry, his ass is used to rubber... and it may not bounce off at all

 

[wraithsa]

hmmmm have u tried a bandaid? those little kids on the ads seem to think its good. the only problem is if it works too well it could be a case of "where did my hole go?"