What do you mean? Supposedly God said it, supposedly Moses wrote it down...both of which are laughable.
If you want to look up the original versions, I suggest
BibleGateway.com. It has every translation you can imagine. Just drop the reference into the search box (like, "Leviticus 18:22")
Luckily, all of them are unmittigated hogwash. Every single one.
Here's the context BTW (New International Version):
1 The LORD said to Moses, 2 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'I am the LORD your God. 3 You must not do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices. 4
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God. 5 Keep my decrees and laws, for the man who obeys them will live by them. I am the LORD.
6 " '
No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
Hey, that one I can handle! except for twins, that's hawt.
7 " '
Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.
Ewwww!
8 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your father's wife; that would dishonor your father.
Wait, isn't your father's wife also your mother? Oh wait, you used to be able to take multiple wives. And you can't sleep with any of them.
9 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father's daughter or your mother's daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.
10 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your son's daughter or your daughter's daughter; that would dishonor you.
What a buzzkill. Can't I have sex with anyone?
11 " 'Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father's wife, born to your father; she is your sister.
12 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your father's sister; she is your father's close relative.
13 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your mother's sister, because she is your mother's close relative.
14 " 'Do not dishonor your father's brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.
15 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son's wife; do not have relations with her.
16 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your brother's wife; that would dishonor your brother.
Man, does he have to spell out every single possible combo?
17 " 'Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son's daughter or her daughter's daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.
No, it's hawt! Hey, I'm bi...which according to many people on this board is an abomination of it's own.
18 " 'Do not take your wife's sister as a rival wife and have sexual relations with her while your wife is living.
Jerry Springer, hello?!
19 " 'Do not approach a woman to have sexual relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period.
What, they had to tell people this? "Thou shalt not get thy RedWings"
20 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your neighbor's wife and defile yourself with her.
21 " 'Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed [a] to Molech, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the LORD.
Seems reasonable.
22 " 'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.
Whatever, this one I don't like so much. I choose to ignore it.
23 " 'Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.
I saw this on the internet the other day, and God's right, it's just wrong wrong wronng.
24 " '
Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because
this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. 25
Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. 26 But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the aliens living among you
must not do any of these detestable things, 27 for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. 28 And
if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you.
So there you have it...don't sleep with men, animals, or your mother, or God will kick you off your land and send you into exile.
Incidentally, this is what happened, according to the bible. The jews did these things, including allowing men to be temple prostitutes (those must have been good times though..."Hey, let's go to Temple, I'm horny as fuck and I need some ass"), and God sent the Babylonians to cart them off into exile. So lay with all the men you want, but don't be surprised if you get sent to Iraq. Wait, this happened to me, I fucked one of my buddies in the behind and he's on his way to Baghdad right now! Repent!!!
I recently read the bible cover to cover, and I am of the opinion that anyone who belives that book has anything relevant to say has never read it all the way through. It's a facinating book though. It's wrong to lay with a man but OK to rape virgins and keep slaves. you just have to pick out the parts you don't like.