Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?

[rareboy]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm reporting all of you triflin bitches to the feds

 

[Alistair]

I'm reporting all of you triflin bitches to the feds

Oh we all know you’ve hiked up your skirt and pissed on the sidewalk in front of the club.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh we all know you’ve hiked up your skirt and pissed on the sidewalk in front of the club.

when clubbing sans panties it's not like I have any other choice.

 

[ShadowCat]

I peed on a fisherman once.

I was waiting for a bus in Marine Park, Brooklyn during a heavy downpour. I had to pee really bad and the rain was making it worse. Luckily, right behind me was an ice cream place that was closed for the winter that had a wraparound deck that overlooked the docks, so I went to the back, unzipped and let 'er rip. It was raining so hard the rain itself was a good cover. All of a sudden I noticed there was a guy on the dock below me rigging up his boat. He was right below me and I had been peeing on his head. With all the rain there was no way he could tell. I remember thinking I hope that guy's a jerk 'cause I just pissed on

in the end I just scooped it out so it wouldn't freak out the cats.

You fuckin killed me!

 

[ShadowCat]

Ok so we were going on a road trip vacation about 3 1/2 hours away from home ok fine summer fun woo hoo! We stop for gas so great time to make a pit stop well I get into the bathroom and there was no toilet no urinal no bucket there was no out of order sign uuum ok what the fuck?! oddly enough there was toilet paper but nothing to put it in a d to say this place was filthy was an understatement I had no choice i needed a shit and it was late (my mom was/is a slowpoke so as usual we were like 3 or 4 hours behind schedule) so no other place was open I started unspolling toilet paper made a thick pad which is not easy to do with that gossamer paper so I lined my hand, cupped it and shit in my hand, There was no place to put it I literally just whipped it in the corner wiped my ass and flung it in the corner too! The sink oddly enough had hot water and antibacterial soap I mean go fig!

 

[Vannie]

Ok so we were going on a road trip vacation about 3 1/2 hours away from home ok fine summer fun woo hoo! We stop for gas so great time to make a pit stop well I get into the bathroom and there was no toilet no urinal no bucket there was no out of order sign uuum ok what the fuck?! oddly enough there was toilet paper but nothing to put it in a d to say this place was filthy was an understatement I had no choice i needed a shit and it was late (my mom was/is a slowpoke so as usual we were like 3 or 4 hours behind schedule) so no other place was open I started unspolling toilet paper made a thick pad which is not easy to do with that gossamer paper so I lined my hand, cupped it and shit in my hand, There was no place to put it I literally just whipped it in the corner wiped my ass and flung it in the corner too! The sink oddly enough had hot water and antibacterial soap I mean go fig!

Moral of the story:

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.

 

[ShadowCat]

Moral of the story:

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.

Vannie you fuckin killed me!

 

[Colby-2023]

In a water bottle in my car.

I did that, too. It just seems easy when you can’t find a rest stop anywhere.

 

[USEDCAR]

I was going on a road trip with a friend at the time and we stopped to get gas and i had to pee so badly and they didn't have a rest room. I went outside and pee on the side of the building.

I was driving home in a snow storm and i had to pee so badly i peed in a cup and toss it out the window while driving.