Where the fuck are all the tops?

[Fucker29]

***pmich takes a few steps forward***

You're hot...fuck me!

Oh...Hi!

 

[Fucker29]

Ahhh, don't change it Fucker. I don't wanna be the only one still fucking with people's heads on the tranny thing. It's just too much damn fun!

Changed! Damn it! Guess I'm going to the surgeon again...wait a min.

 

[Fucker29]

You and Darth Invader made a badass couple. Too bad he went all Ike Turner on your ass and subsequently disappeared. I have no idea what happened to his body, we certainly didn't bury it in the Mojave desert.

Indeed. And you wondered why Luke lost his hand...god damned fisting!

 

[Lightsage]

Fucker29, it wouldn't be the first item to be lost up Moe Moe's rectum. I haven't seen my german shepherd in two weeks.

*Giggle, snort.*

 

[dj415]

OK, moe and marley, go ahead and flip each other now and get it over with!

 

[Fucker29]

Fucker29, it wouldn't be the first item to be lost up Moe Moe's rectum. I haven't seen my german shepherd in two weeks.

God damn it, Moe! I thought you had that bestiality thing under control!

Plus I thought you've been using clippers to tighten your asshole back...that shit was like a blackhole, sucked everything...no wonder you haven't bought a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Fucker29]

I think you know I'm a fierce top marley.

I've never bottomed in my life and I never want to. I like dominating.

*welcomes you with buttcheeks wide open*

 

[Fucker29]

I'm outta control. Lemme take a Colace and see if I can shit Marley's dog back up.

Or better yet, I'll just call Mr. Slave and have him go up my penis dumpster and see if he can rescue the poor pup.

Being as full of shit as you are I bet he's gonna need a radar to find the damned dog.

Maybe if we throw a boner inside your ass the dog will bite?

 

[Fucker29]

Not full of shit, Fucker. I'm full of hotdogs. Why do you think the damn dog is up there in the first place? Told you, I'm opening up a hot dog stand this year out of my ass.

Well, stretched as that asshole is...you could even open an restaurant.

 

[Fucker29]

*aims @ Fucker29*

Please...

*swallows it with the asshole...farts it right back at Marley's teabags*

 

[Fucker29]

Only if you promise to run it.

Well, I can't quite put my finger on it but...

 

[dj415]

Well, stretched as that asshole is...you could even open an restaurant.

Wait, shh, quiet. Do you hear that? Fucker has a (sic) asshole that is screaming for a fuck!

 

[Fucker29]

Wait, shh, quiet. Do you hear that? Fucker has a (sic) asshole that is screaming for a fuck!

Screaming? Dearie, I fart...I don't shart.

 

[Fucker29]

Then put both of your hands on it....

Oh fuck it! I'll just do a Luke Skywalker and put my entire whore on it, damn it!

 

[Kulindahr]

Of course, I told one I was a Libra, the second I was a Sagittarius, and the third I was a Moon Child.

Lex

I've mooned the moon -- does that make me a moon child?



<sigh> Another poll I don't fit in:

BTW, you forgot an option for those who do not have anal sex

At this point it's not a scream, it's a sonic wave.'

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"FUCK MEN OW"?

Say what now?

*hops into army tank and prepares to go to war over Lucky's dick*

You're gonna go to war in an old M60 that's bolted to concrete?

Here, anyone want to go to war with Marley? This little baby oughta do ya:

It even comes with a crew!








They're versatile.

 

[Kulindahr]

Awesome post Kuli, I knew you were smart but I didn't know you had a sense of humor too.

Being on JUB gave me one.

 

[Kulindahr]

More importantly Kulindahr, how did you vote in the poll? (Or did you not?)

Did you miss this?

<sigh> Another poll I don't fit in:

BTW, you forgot an option for those who do not have anal sex

 

[Willie Boy]

So now you're claiming ownership of another human being, Marley? Are you sure you aren't a top?

 

[Willie Boy]

I consider myself an aggressive/dominant/slightly unstable power-bottom. I don't claim ownership over other humans, just their dicks.

And are you still at the farm or have you snuck away?