Where the fuck are all the tops?

[Willie Boy]

I'm ilkingmay the owscay as we eakspay. I don't mind, it's good practice.

In other words, yes you are still on the funny farm. I do believe all those shock treatments are dulling your wits a bit, though.

 

[Kulindahr]

Nik2, you're a cute boy next door type
more cute than the avg BND
you need a man to eat your ass
get you ready for the dicking

Why are so many gay men like that? What's the big thing about thinking someone needs a dick in his ass? Is that supposed to be manly? Is getting done up the ass supposed to be the destiny of cute guys?

I thought they were people, to be pleased, not cattle to be used as you please.

I consider myself an aggressive/dominant/slightly unstable power-bottom. I don't claim ownership over other humans, just their dicks.

The following penises belong to ME:

Lucky7
954dude
Nik2
Moe Moe
Talkintotherain
SexyKev
Kuli
Lex
Centexfarmer

Whoa!

Red alert! Red alert!

Battle stations!!!

 

[chatolandia]

although I did vote, "mostly bottom"

I agree with others, that there is way too many other fun things to do than just fucking...

Not that fucking is NOT fun

 

[Kulindahr]

That's right, go ahead and strap up papo.

 

[Corny]

Geez .. well on all those dating sites I always have the impression there are only tops out there.

But why all those labels anyway

 

[wraithsa]

signs in nonchalantly for the second time for the roll call - smiles coyly and makes his way back to dark shadowy corner of the room to watch

 

[LilBit]

fuck meeeeeeeee fuck meeeeeeeeeee!

Well, seeing as I'm not on Marlito's list...

*bends BJ over a chair*

 

[chatolandia]

Marley's list is long enough to pick a few off, and play on the side...


he won't notice...

 

[chatolandia]

^Touche, the early bird.....

Plays with the snake

 

[Kulindahr]

I kinda liked the idea of you charging at me. Anywho, just cuz I claim ownership of your dick doesn't mean (interruption: you have my permission to go ahead and touch it right quick. Go ahead, give it a feel) doesn't mean I'm going to force you into anal sex (especially since you belong to a gun club).

Since I know you're not into anal, my ownership of your man-sausage simply means that my tonsils better be the only tonsils your pocket-rocket bruises up.

Here, let me show you.

*drops to knees*

Okay, now do it for my T-90.

Think you can handle that barrel?

 

[Kulindahr]

Well, my avatar signifies something important.

 

[Fucker29]

Well, my avatar signifies something important.

I read "Cunt Owners of America" actually...until I read it better.

 

[Kulindahr]

But there's no sexual innuendo so we don't get it.

What, you don't find a guy in Revolutionary War uniform with a blacksmith-made turn of the 17th=century musket sexy? !!!

 

[Fucker29]

What, you don't find a guy in Revolutionary War uniform with a blacksmith-made turn of the 17th=century musket sexy? !!!

PLUS that big gun in his hands. Mmmm...appealing. He can take shot at me.

 

[Fucker29]

My picture is creepy? Why can I see the nipple of that thing you've got as your avatar? Whatever it is. lol

That's from a clip from Janet. LOVE that videoclip and song!

 

[Lightsage]

Hmm....

 

[Fucker29]

love the song and video - minus the lazy eye

Her eyes looked awesome! But who cares? It's a nice song and the video is amazing!

 

[LilBit]

i have yet to be bent over a chair lol. but i'm envisioning it being a squeaky ass wooden chair for some reason. hmm

hot!

You do enjoy being rimmed, right?

 

[Lightsage]

nice song / nice video = happy bj

now back on topic: tops anyone?

*Makes note of what makes for a happy bj.* Hehehe...

Huh? What?

Wait... LilBit seems to have stolen bj from me.

 

[Fucker29]

Yeah, tops, reveal your[strike]selves[/strike] dicks.

I second this motion.