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Where's the most embarrassing place you've ever vomited?

On the way to the toilets in 'come play' a gig in student union
and no it is not cum play!
 
In the Ocean.

I was nearly killed by a wave and swallowed a ton of water when I stood up I puked hot pink apple juice puke. Lol!
 
A few stories come to mind unsurprisingly for me, the alcoholic.

I've thrown up in the lift of my building a few times. Once in the stairwell too but it was only bile so that doesn't really count does it?

Once I threw up on holiday in the sea but the thing was, it was daytime so there was lots of people swimming by with my vomit on their faces.

Another time was when I was attending a party held by a very well to do lesbian friend at her penthouse apartment. I ended up being drawn towards the loudest person in the party and we started doing vodka shots in the kitchen. One thing led to another and I was so drunk I had to lay down on the floor and shout "i'm a lesbian" in front of her well to do friends. The being sick happened later on in the toilet but still, it was pretty embarrassing.
 
I haven't really puked anywhere embarrassing.

I remember the first time I puked drunk, though. I opened the back door, projectile vomited into the snow, then went back in and started partying again. New Years '06
 
RationalLunacy said:
^^ You vomited whilst proclaiming yourself a lesbian??!!

I think we have a winner!!
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It's my favorite yarn to tell when i'm in the pub getting pissed. The trouble is, no one ever believes that it actually happened so I have to re-inact the scene everytime to story comes up.

Needless to say, i'm now barred form the majority of bars in Liverpool.

:twisted:
 
This summer that just passed I was invited to a wedding by a couple of chicks that I was doing community work with. One of them was the girl getting married and the other her best friend.

Well I got plunkered in a table with not very cool people. I got bored. There were a lot of hot guys there. All straight.

So started with the wine. I had some beers but they didn't appeal much. Then somewhere along the way I started doing tripple vodkas. Then someone told me to finished a sex on the beach. Last thing I remember was one of the girls that invited me to the wedding was sitting there with a bottle of Bailey's. I think I finished the whole thing to myself.

Then the chunks came. And we're talking a really classy wedding too. No cab driver wanted to take me home. The bride's father took me home. This was the first time we met. We had to stop the car a couple of times.
 
I remember this one time in high school and this girl in french class just threw up in her mouth and because she didn't want to make a mess, just swallowed the whole lot and walked out. Greedy bitch.
 
In the second grade I told the teacher I was not feeling well, but she did not believe me or let me go to the nurse.

After recess we all lined up to get a drink at the fountain and I suddenly barfed on the guy in front of me. I was sent to the nurse and that poor guy never forgave me.
 
In front of the entry door at school. But it was lunch time and I was one of the last ones to get out :)

Oh, also on the bus and my pants, after I came back from the dentist !oops!
 
my 1st time in a bar i threw up all over it. AT the bar all over some chick, on the pool table, in the storage room i stumbled into thinkin it was the bathroom....

don't really remember too much, but i remember sitting at the bar next to some girl, and all of a sudden saying "I think everything's coming back up" and then...blaaaaaaaaah. all over her.

another time, which i don't remember at all but was informed of everything the next day. apparently i'd gotten to the top of the stairs leading to my apartment, stood there vomiting for awhile. went to to take a step and slipped in it. tumbled all the way back down the steps and my pants slipped down to my ankles. she said she considered leaving me laid out, bare-assed covered in vomit for awhile...just to teach me a lesson. needless to say i haven't really gotten drunk again after that one.
 
I did throw up in this huge wap bucket at a party once...
 
1st: Sixth grade in the middle school hallway coming in from recess. Right in front of everyone returning to class.

2nd: At a party inside of the house of the girl throwing it. First on the stairway and then several times on a bedroom floor. What was more embarrassing is that the girl had a crush on me. I guess vomiting all over her house was easier than telling her I was gay.
 
Ooo! I got one.

Not necessarily embarrassing, but fun nonetheless.

I used to live 4 blocks away from Vision. On the way home one night I was overcome with the urge to expel my stomach contents.

And lo and behold I was standing in front of the Catholic Charities. I blew chunks through their wrought iron fence all over the sidewalk.

Take that!
 
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