Where's the most embarrassing place you've ever vomited?

[maxpowr9]

my roommate's bed. When he got back, I was still a bit drunk and I blamed it on his gf by saying "she was cleaning out her vag and it got everywhere." He laughed really hard then hit me.

Always humorous, even when I'm drunk.

 

[justsimon]

In my mom's shoe. I've probably only puked about 4 times, total.

 

[Diodorus]

My most embarrassing time was in 2nd grade. We were in line for lunch or something and the kid behind me threw up all over my back. 2nd graders hurl pretty good too. I was a shy kid and them having to find a shirt and changing was even more embarrassing for me. As for myself throwing up it seems I've always been able to make it to the porcelain goddess for the most part. I vaguely remember having thrown up in the hospital after surgery once. Oh what wonderful memories. Thanks RL

 

[silversmith1213]

Well one of the worst was when I was really sick with the flu while we were on a family vacation. I was doing horrible, but I ordered some mashed potatoes and something else I can't remember. Basically, I managed to clear my plate, then I hurled every last ounce of it back onto the plate. It was all the way up to the brim, and I'm sure whoever cleared the table that night had to walk very slowly so it didn't spill. I felt absolutely horrible, but then again, I did have the flu.

Another time, a couple of friends and I went to a local burger joint after a day at the water park. I ordered a root beer float, and we all decided on getting their "basket of fries". Well, they ended up getting full after their shakes, so I ate the basket of fries. My root beer float came out late, so the fries were all gone, and I was feeling.. erm... interesting. They brought two root beer floats, and I was dared to chug both of them. I don't really need to go on, but lets just say I got to the bathroom but not to the toilet. I filled the entire sink with vomit and puked all over my shirt. I ended up just sitting in there for like 20 minutes pushing chucks of french fries down the tiny drain opening. But at least they gave me a free shirt.

Lastly, it wasn't me, but its such a fantastic vomit story I just have to share. A couple of friends of mine decided to re-enact the syrup chugging contest in "super troopers". 20 oz of maple syrup in less than 60 seconds. The winner projectile vomited like the exorcist. It was amazing.

 

[Soilwork]

OH.. I just remembered. My boyfriend's head.

We were in bed and I was D R U N K. I think I was like 19. Anyway.. I rolled over and barfed all over him. Poor guy.

 

[Chaser84]

On someone's shoulder, when I was a baby... I guess.

I remember once, I was with a friend from high school in my house after a party and he was drunk but not enough not to hold a conversation. So, I was telling him that I realized he had seen me holding hands with a guy (who was my bf) a month before, and he said it was ok as long as I was happy... so I said "so, yes... I'm gay" and he replied "I wanna throw up", and that was it. My kitchen got flooded. I'll never forget how long that spurt was. It went from one side of the kitchen to the opposite wall. He stopped for 2 seconds, said "sorry" and went on throwing up.

 

[Ben_G]

After leaving one club(this was years ago)me and my best friend were on our way to another club...got on the freeway goin' 75(i started gettin' motion sickness)stuck my head out the window and puked!!

Some got on the side of the car...Talk about angry lesbian!!My friend was pissed but,it was all good(after i washed/cleaned her car for the next 2 weeks)

 

[Kester]

In about grade 8. Right during the middle of church just as everyone was praying. Vomited all over the guy next to me.

But it was all over this dude I hated so it was all good.

 

[Yooper]

Gonna try to make a long story short:

Small town, hot dude. Was staying at my Mom's for a few weeks. Horny.

Had a date, hard to find in teeny tiny small town. HOT dude, been attracted to him since we went to High School together (albeit briefly).

Mom cooked Salmon for supper. I did not enjoy it.

Went out for date. Left my cool sports car (best car I ever had, a '91 Talon TSI Turbo) at the bar (only had 4 drinks!). Had HOT pre-fun in his truck. Had incredibly HOT SEX in his bed. Went to sleep. Woke up about half an hour later feeling AWFUL and chunked all over him and the bed. He took me back to the bar and my car.

On the way back to Mom's, hit a deer in the road, wrecked the car and knocked out the power for 15 miles, including Mom's house. Got arrested for a .10, went to jail overnight. By the time they locked me up for a few hours I was down to a .08.

7 years later had an allergy test, turns out I'm allergic to Salmon.

The dude, 15 years later, STILL is pissed at me. (He's still hot!)

 

[cocktales]

Oh boy!

I threw up.........in the "cupped" hands of my man....the guy that I was to choose as my life-mate....Ron!

He caught ALL the peas, corn and roast beef, yes, every UN-digested bit!!!

Yep, see why I love him as much as I do and to the lengths he went to secure his place in my heart? lol

 

[kevbo]

Ram's 19th birthday + Ram's stupidity + a saucer of wasabi paste + Ram licking the entire saucer = the first Human Chernobyl = vomit =

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

yeesh

Flossy, flossy

 

[RationalLunacy]

In about grade 8. Right during the middle of church just as everyone was praying. Vomited all over the guy next to me.

But it was all over this dude I hated so it was all good.

Are you trying to hold back vomit in your avatar?