wanky_window
Sex God
Buffing the bell shaped head of the penis and slapping beef while you choke the missus.
I'd like to date eddielee.
I'd like to date eddielee.
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Buffing the bell shaped head of the penis and slapping beef while you choke the missus.
I'd like to date eddielee.
I'll date the fellow green flying superhero! Just remember...
"I've got the cape - I get to make the fucking woosh noises!"
Lex
No one will ever date me because i'm going bald.
You can't have a youthful experience whilst going bald.
In terms of a natter over tea/coffee/drinks, there's a few.
I certainly don't have my "sights" set on anyone here.
If we were all living in the JUB Mansion and the party was on, you'd find me out on the balcony, tea mug in hand, looking at the stars and enjoying the moon's reflection on the lake.
[initiate attention whore mode]
uhm... hello?
lousy bastards...
I think I'd probably notice the both of you.
