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Which Three American States Would You Get Rid Of ?

I'm English ... I really don't understand, or care, all that much about how the USA chooses to carve up its landmass. Here's a thought .. why not just have one country and forget about all that 'state' nonsense? :confused:

Mind you, over here everyone still gets all worked up about the Welsh, Irish, Scottish, English thing. ](*,)

So, it would seem, that you have the same theme, just less of it? Alrightie then.

*ahem*

Montana, Idaho and Alabama. Montana is useless, Alabama is fat, racist and useless, and I hate that stupid "Idaho, no U-da-ho!" grade school joke. But then I like french fries...

Hmmm. Fine, Idaho stays. Kansas can go straight to hell. There's no reason a state should be that flat and prone to that many disasters.
 
It's too late anyway. McDonalds has already done it's damage.:##:

Calafornia's the only place that escaped that ordeal.
 
California, New York, Massachusetts, Illinois, Oregon, Washington. OK, so that's six not three. But they're all arrogant states in my estimation.
 
Mexico, Canada and China.
Ok, just kidding, Texas, Alaska and pick any red neck state. Maybe get rid of Texas twice just to make sure.
 
So, it's just closing borders and ripping a couple stars off a flag? :(

Wouldn't it be a lot more fun to gouge them off the planet with a scoop and flick them at the sun? :)

Start with Utah, then Ohio, and then maybe Pennsylvania just to see if it smells like burnt oatmeal when it hits the sun.
 
No, but it's a hell of a lot better that WV.

I don't know where in VA you live but the folks who live close to the border to the Eastern Panhandle are fairly conservative just like WV countryside.
 
I am going to take a scholarly objective here.

California is the planet's ninth largest economy (at least, I think that it still is). They could survive on their own. But only contingent on the condition that I get conjugal visits with Dereperez! (Love 'ya Derek!)

Texas was a republic (its own nation) from 1836-1845. They keep threatening to secede. Let them put their money where their mouth is and try making it on their own. I think that they could do it.

Hawaii was once its own kingdom, but I think it is simply too nice a place to give up. Hawaii stays a state!

Maine is very much like its Canadian neighbours, with an independent way of thinking, and a bit of maritime stubbornness. While I would miss the rocky beaches, beautiful lighthouses, and the rural, quiet, beautiful interior (and the lobster too!) I think Maine could easily join Canada, and fit right in with New Brunswick, PEI, Newfoundland, and Nova Scotia.

As for some of the other states mentioned...

Michigan...stays.....I have family there (in the Detroit suburbs), and I do like Mackinac Island!
New York...stays...I live there, and while I have no problem with independence, I would be very much for joining Canada.
Illinois...stays...We get to keep FrankFrank and Chicago!
Mississippi...stays...even though it is one of the most impoverished states, its cultural impact on the South cannot be denied.
Massachusetts...stays...we get to keep Provincetown!
Oregon and Washington...both stay...too many natural resources to give up (and I want to keep Bort!)
Kansas...stays...yes, it's flat and boring to drive through, but good farmland (and hung farm boys) are an important commodity!
Alabama...stays...I could tell you some hair-curling stories about what it was like when I spent time with my cousin who moved to Tuscaloosa for his job...but it is also a state with great natural beauty and a deep history of two races.
Montana...stays...the skies are clean, the land is huge, the cowboys are stunning, and the scenic beauty is unmatched!
Idaho...stays...potatoes and resources...need I say more?
The Dakotas, The Carolinas, and the Virginias...all stay...how else are American children going to learn geography? :D
 
I would take Washington, Vermont, and New York as provinces.

They'd need new names though - suggestions welcome. Bonus points for linkages to United Empire Loyalists.
 
I am going to take a scholarly objective here.

California is the planet's ninth largest economy (at least, I think that it still is). They could survive on their own. But only contingent on the condition that I get conjugal visits with Dereperez! (Love 'ya Derek!)

Texas was a republic (its own nation) from 1836-1845. They keep threatening to secede. Let them put their money where their mouth is and try making it on their own. I think that they could do it.

Hawaii was once its own kingdom, but I think it is simply too nice a place to give up. Hawaii stays a state!

Maine is very much like its Canadian neighbours, with an independent way of thinking, and a bit of maritime stubbornness. While I would miss the rocky beaches, beautiful lighthouses, and the rural, quiet, beautiful interior (and the lobster too!) I think Maine could easily join Canada, and fit right in with New Brunswick, PEI, Newfoundland, and Nova Scotia.

As for some of the other states mentioned...

Michigan...stays.....I have family there (in the Detroit suburbs), and I do like Mackinac Island!
New York...stays...I live there, and while I have no problem with independence, I would be very much for joining Canada.
Illinois...stays...We get to keep FrankFrank and Chicago!
Mississippi...stays...even though it is one of the most impoverished states, its cultural impact on the South cannot be denied.
Massachusetts...stays...we get to keep Provincetown!
Oregon and Washington...both stay...too many natural resources to give up (and I want to keep Bort!)
Kansas...stays...yes, it's flat and boring to drive through, but good farmland (and hung farm boys) are an important commodity!
Alabama...stays...I could tell you some hair-curling stories about what it was like when I spent time with my cousin who moved to Tuscaloosa for his job...but it is also a state with great natural beauty and a deep history of two races.
Montana...stays...the skies are clean, the land is huge, the cowboys are stunning, and the scenic beauty is unmatched!
Idaho...stays...potatoes and resources...need I say more?
The Dakotas, The Carolinas, and the Virginias...all stay...how else are American children going to learn geography? :D

Ron, great post.

Re: Massachusetts. ;)
 
Rhode Island
Hawaii
Alaska

Rhode Island???

The smallest state with the longest official name? State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, and the first of the thirteen colonies to declare independence from Britain on May 4, 1776?
 
I don't know where in VA you live but the folks who live close to the border to the Eastern Panhandle are fairly conservative just like WV countryside.

That people are more conservative in the countryside is a given for just about any state in the union.
 
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