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Which Three American States Would You Get Rid Of ?

ronboy said:
I am going to take a scholarly objective here.

California is the planet's ninth largest economy (at least, I think that it still is). They could survive on their own. But only contingent on the condition that I get conjugal visits with Dereperez! (Love 'ya Derek!)

Texas was a republic (its own nation) from 1836-1845. They keep threatening to secede. Let them put their money where their mouth is and try making it on their own. I think that they could do it.

Hawaii was once its own kingdom, but I think it is simply too nice a place to give up. Hawaii stays a state!

Maine is very much like its Canadian neighbours, with an independent way of thinking, and a bit of maritime stubbornness. While I would miss the rocky beaches, beautiful lighthouses, and the rural, quiet, beautiful interior (and the lobster too!) I think Maine could easily join Canada, and fit right in with New Brunswick, PEI, Newfoundland, and Nova Scotia.

As for some of the other states mentioned...

Michigan...stays.....I have family there (in the Detroit suburbs), and I do like Mackinac Island!
New York...stays...I live there, and while I have no problem with independence, I would be very much for joining Canada.
Illinois...stays...We get to keep FrankFrank and Chicago!
Mississippi...stays...even though it is one of the most impoverished states, its cultural impact on the South cannot be denied.
Massachusetts...stays...we get to keep Provincetown!
Oregon and Washington...both stay...too many natural resources to give up (and I want to keep Bort!)
Kansas...stays...yes, it's flat and boring to drive through, but good farmland (and hung farm boys) are an important commodity!
Alabama...stays...I could tell you some hair-curling stories about what it was like when I spent time with my cousin who moved to Tuscaloosa for his job...but it is also a state with great natural beauty and a deep history of two races.
Montana...stays...the skies are clean, the land is huge, the cowboys are stunning, and the scenic beauty is unmatched!
Idaho...stays...potatoes and resources...need I say more?
The Dakotas, The Carolinas, and the Virginias...all stay...how else are American children going to learn geography? :D
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No school teachers in this thread! :lol:
 
zip48872 said:
California, New York, Massachusetts, Illinois, Oregon, Washington. OK, so that's six not three. But they're all arrogant states in my estimation.
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Listen you--don't hate us because we are rich, smart, sophisticated, have gay rights and keep our hillbilly element in check.:p

(that arrogant enough for you?:D)
 
frankfrank said:
Don'chew dare steal those states from us!
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OHHH! I'm not done yet, frankfrank, I'm not done yet!:p
ronboy said:
I am going to take a scholarly objective here.
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Me too! I've worked out the distances from the provincial capitals and the state capitols to both Washington DC and Ottawa ON. Based on the assumption that people are better served by the government closest to them (which I normally think is bogus in the age of the telephone and the aeroplane but it suits my purposes now) it would appear we are in for a few changes. All the existing Canadian provinces are already closer to Ottawa, but it turns out quite a few states are actually closer to Parliament than to Congress.

By the way, I didn't work this list out myself, I found it on the internet.

Okay that's a lie, I actually just spent an hour calculating every pairing using google maps and then tabulating the results in a spreadsheet, but that sounds a little too pathetic to admit without at least token resistance.

Anyway, without further ado, I present to you the List of Former US States that are Now Canadian Provinces.

Alaska
California
Conneticut
Hawaii
Idaho
Maine
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
New York
North Dakota
Oregon
Rhode Island
South Dakota
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin

Welcome aboard!

It's a big group. Canada's population just grew by 116 million people, all trying to learn french, drive metric, and think celsius. The cold winters will probably be a big adjustment for the Californians and the Hawaiians but the poutine will help get you through and, you know, we all need to snuggle to "conserve body heat."
 
bankside said:
OHHH! I'm not done yet, frankfrank, I'm not done yet!:p


Me too! I've worked out the distances from the provincial capitals and the state capitols to both Washington DC and Ottawa ON. Based on the assumption that people are better served by the government closest to them (which I normally think is bogus in the age of the telephone and the aeroplane but it suits my purposes now) it would appear we are in for a few changes. All the existing Canadian provinces are already closer to Ottawa, but it turns out quite a few states are actually closer to Parliament than to Congress.

By the way, I didn't work this list out myself, I found it on the internet.

Okay that's a lie, I actually just spent an hour calculating every pairing using google maps and then tabulating the results in a spreadsheet, but that sounds a little too pathetic to admit without at least token resistance.

Anyway, without further ado, I present to you the List of Former US States that are Now Canadian Provinces.

Alaska
California
Conneticut
Hawaii
Idaho
Maine
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
New York
North Dakota
Oregon
Rhode Island
South Dakota
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin

Welcome aboard!

It's a big group. Canada's population just grew by 116 million people, all trying to learn french, drive metric, and think celsius. The cold winters will probably be a big adjustment for the Californians and the Hawaiians but the poutine will help get you through and, you know, we all need to snuggle to "conserve body heat."
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You forgot Florida. During the winter there are more Canadians here than in Canada.
 
eastofeden said:
California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii...PLEASE let us go....
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Oregon, Washington and Northern California, please.

Already known as Cascadia.

Hawaii? Does Hawaii want to come along with us?? I thought they had their own gig.
 
Guam, the Virgin Islands, and Puerto Rico.
 
I don't know which states to get rid of. Who is most Republican? I'll bet that Michigan, the northern part of Ohio, and New York would be willing to join Canada.
 
As much as I want to include Texas, I'm not because I can easily think of many states more fucked up.


Florida, Alabama, and Utah.
 
Shepherd 2 said:
First just cede Texas to Mexico. Then get rid of Wisconsin, Kansas and Kentucky.

Shep+:grrr:
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Though I was born in Kentucky, I might be willing to grant you that, though we'd loose bourbon, and horse racing! #-o

Butt, Wisconsin? Really?! :eek: :help:

No more beer, dairy, cranberries, or motorcycles for You, Buddy! [-X :jab: :lol:
 
Karen_Walker said:
now everybody ridin Kuli's tits tryna copy her style smh
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Oh, I'm sorry, Megan Mullally, I guess you have a point. Haven't seen you on tv much since will and grace. Whatcha doin these days apart from posting here....
 
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