White people aren’t really "white"...

[BearBoi]

... is what my friend of South Asian descent recently told me.

“Why do you say that?” I asked.
He replied, “Well, most white people are really a light copper colour, or even a dark beige. I’ve seen a lot of so-called ‘white’ people who are darker than I am!”

At this point I tried to impress upon him the basics of genetics, melanin distribution, and the premise of tanning. He knew about tanning, but I felt like patronizing him a little. Finally he told me to stop, because he didn’t believe me. He really thought that most 'white people' were just misusing the term. At last he did acknowledge that some ‘white people’ are very pale, but insisted that most were ‘faking it.’

We dropped the conversation. Later that night I began to wonder how I could prove him wrong. Then I found this picture, and, as they say, it was worth a thousand words.

Behold... the truest way to see how ‘white’ a "white person" is!

 

[jackoroe]

No denying that there's a whole lot of very white ass in that pic!

 

[Lord Booticus]

heh, good point . Though I understand what he means, I never go completely white, I always have the slightest bit of colour in me.

 

[quasar]

I've heard some excuses for posting nekkid pictures before - but I have to give you full marks on that one!!!

 

[Telstra]

but they are not that white.

I can prove it by comparing it with a white paper.

 

[kallipolis]

The models are modelling Bel Ami's standard fake tan.

Hardly,white. More, tan.

 

[JonHCA]

I think I'm actually pretty damn white.

 

[Scottyboi]

Heh I'm a lifeguard/swim instructor so year round whatever sun is in the sky I'm out in it. Even in winter my tan usually hangs around until the end of february and then early april comes back.

As for my ass: me and my friends were naked at a bonfire and they described my ass as being 'glow in the dark' because its so white xD


that being said:

5th from the right, 5th from the left and on the far right

 

[quasar]

I think I'm actually pretty damn white.

And you do it so well hun!

...5th from the right, 5th from the left and on the far right

Immaculate taste!

 

[CowboyBob]

Guess I'll have to inspect the butt of every attractive white man I see to ensure your Asian friend is correct.

 

[Dduder]

... is what my friend of South Asian descent recently told me.

“Why do you say that?” I asked.
He replied, “Well, most white people are really a light copper colour, or even a dark beige. I’ve seen a lot of so-called ‘white’ people who are darker than I am!”

At this point I tried to impress upon him the basics of genetics, melanin distribution, and the premise of tanning. He knew about tanning, but I felt like patronizing him a little. Finally he told me to stop, because he didn’t believe me. He really thought that most 'white people' were just misusing the term. At last he did acknowledge that some ‘white people’ are very pale, but insisted that most were ‘faking it.’

We dropped the conversation. Later that night I began to wonder how I could prove him wrong. Then I found this picture, and, as they say, it was worth a thousand words.

Behold... the truest way to see how ‘white’ a "white person" is!

Oh, I beg to differ. I have posted pictures of myself, and anyone can verify that I am 100% lilly white. I can actually see the blue arteries beneath my skin, and that is a very bad thing.

 

[BearMagus]

Actually, if you look at the most recent available colors from Crayola, I think most of us white people are actually various shades of apricot.

 

[Nomenclature]

Tanlines are absolutely fucking disgusting to me. I hate hate hate ahtehtahetahethathahate them. Finish tanning!!!!!!11one, etc.

ANYWAYS


Few white people are actually white. They're more like pink, red or really light brown. Likewise, black people aren't really black; they're brown.

 

[belamyi]

Oh, I beg to differ. I have posted pictures of myself, and anyone can verify that I am 100% lilly white. I can actually see the blue arteries beneath my skin, and that is a very bad thing.

Well, that's my case too, particularly in the upper chest or the hands and forearms, but I've been taken for a little black kid or a Moroccan teen... when I would have nothing better to do than be out under the Spanish sun... my skin can be relatively lighter than darker, but still you are talking more about the thinness and transparency of the skin than about its color.

 

[USEDCAR]

I rather be called white then African American i never been to Africa

 

[JonHCA]

And you do it so well hun!

Thank you!

Tanlines are absolutely fucking disgusting to me. I hate hate hate ahtehtahetahethathahate them. Finish tanning!!!!!!11one, etc.

Whaaat? Really? I like tanlines...well, the tanning-bed ones look weird, but just the natural kind I like.

 

[belamyi]

Scottyboi, the far right and the two fat-ass ones are mine.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

... is what my friend of South Asian descent recently told me.

“Why do you say that?” I asked.
He replied, “Well, most white people are really a light copper colour, or even a dark beige. I’ve seen a lot of so-called ‘white’ people who are darker than I am!”

At this point I tried to impress upon him the basics of genetics, melanin distribution, and the premise of tanning. He knew about tanning, but I felt like patronizing him a little. Finally he told me to stop, because he didn’t believe me. He really thought that most 'white people' were just misusing the term. At last he did acknowledge that some ‘white people’ are very pale, but insisted that most were ‘faking it.’

We dropped the conversation. Later that night I began to wonder how I could prove him wrong. Then I found this picture, and, as they say, it was worth a thousand words.

Behold... the truest way to see how ‘white’ a "white person" is!

me hear folk use internet come all ova world ans wear hats too

 

[CGHJ]

That is an awesomely hot pic right there, that is

 

[Críostóir]

I think I'm actually pretty damn white.

Well, you know just how to show it. Let's see some buns!