Humor-Satire White Privilege, season 2 episode 1

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Last season, on White Privilege

"I'm a huge criminal but I can be president anyway."

"Word! My husband's a pervert and I'm a high-school dropout/overgrown juvenile delinquent but nothing can stop us! And for sure no one's gonna talk about our arrest records. Shhhhh!"

"2+2=purple"

And on the season finale...

"Hey let's grab some weapons and break into the capitol to steal and destroy government property and lynch the VP to overturn an election. Oh and also Black Lives Matter are terrorists."

"If we get arrested for this you think the judge will let me take a Mexican vacation while my charges are pending?"

"Arrested? We've been openly plotting this for a year and they're not prepared. Someone's probably gonna let us in. A misdemeanor trespassing charge ain't shit!"

"La la la la la, just gonna take the nuclear codes to my crib, no biggie smalls."

"Hey Apu, who sells sweet yachts?"

 

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Tonight, on the season 2 premiere of White Privilege

"I'm comin for you, FBI! Here's ample warning in my public murder manifesto posts. Hopefully after I attack you with a nail gun you'll try negotiating before you fear for your lives and shoot me like an unarmed black man."

Find out what happens when a bunch of white people put on masks and approach FBI headquarters with AR15s. Probably nothing. But watch anyway.

See Don Jr finally face any consequences for defrauding investors and pocketing money that was supposed to be used to build houses for the homeless! Just kidding. He's gonna sue the creditors.

All this and a whole bunch of more shit black people could never get away with, tonight on White Privilege.

 

[rareboy]

Oh Jeezuz.

Do you think?

But bear in mind that Reality Winner got Five years and 3 months prison sentence for releasing a classified doc that RuZZia had hacked the voter rolls.

But she was a white WOMAN so that might cover that.

 

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tonight's episode titled: What's a white guy gotta do to get cancelled?

-Trump selling nuclear secrets?

-Ezra Miller terrorized women across four different countries, stealing liquor, robbing and assaulting a couple, grooming a child since 12, choking a woman... and still starring in next summer's The Flash?

-Rudy Giuliani finally lands in Georgia, guess he cashed in all his white privilege points.

Find out this and more on tonight's episode of WP!

 

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- I don't think Trump sold nuclear secrets; however, once, someone mentioned that, "A lie is more entertaining than the truth". Well...I am entertained.

- Ezra Miller...one word...thug. Let's see...Maybe if he stopped drinking malt liquor and robbing liquor...nevermind (I forgot the name of the show).


- As far as Giuliani (in this episode)...can't wait for the next episode.

 

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- I don't think Trump sold nuclear secrets; however, once, someone mentioned that, "A lie is more entertaining than the truth". Well...I am entertained.

- Ezra Miller...one word...thug. Let's see...Maybe if he stopped drinking malt liquor and robbing liquor...nevermind (I forgot the name of the show).


- As far as Giuliani (in this episode)...can't wait for the next episode.

It gets more bizarre with each plot twist. The latest in Trump's storyline, did he compromise American intelligence? January '21 he takes top secret information home, October '21 our intelligence agency notices an unusual number of informants are being compromised, some killed. Two things I don't believe in are coincidence and coincidence.

What I wanna see-- Lindsey Graham being busted giving some George judge a handy to get out of trouble. could you imagine?

 

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On tonight's episode of White Privilege: The Bling Ring on Netflix

The Teens Who Robbed Paris Hilton and the Hollywood Elite

A new three-part Netflix docuseries takes us inside the Bling Ring, a group of L.A. teens who robbed the homes of a number of big-name celebrities in the mid-to-late aughts.

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A new three-part Netflix docuseries takes us inside the Bling Ring, a group of L.A. teens who robbed the homes of a number of big-name celebrities in the mid-to-late aughts.

 

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Plot twist! The kidnapping, the multiple assualts on women, the attacking cops, all of Ezra Miller's problems have magically disappeared by paying off the victims. When you're rich and white you can do whatever you want to whoever you want and there are no consequences. So after grooming a minor and terrorizing peoplea cross multiple continents all is forgiven and he goes on to star in a blockbuster film next year. Batgirl was cancelled though. :rolleyes Never a dull moment on White Privilege.

 

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did somebody defecate on the floor inside the capitol on jan 6? FIND OUT TONIGHT ON AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF WHITE PRIVILEGE!

 

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Brand new season of White Privilege guys!!!!!

In the season 3 opener: Paul Whelan-- A former marine is dishonorably discharged for grand larceny to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars for a crime involving identity theft. But all the headlines concerning Brittney Griner's prisoner swap portray him as a POW and a hero. Legally he is not allowed to identify as a marine, but that's not stopping Americans from wailing about how unfair it is. There is nary a mention of his criminal status. Of course, if he were black, and HONORABLY discharged, he'd still be identified as "the felon" in the headlines and there'd e no mention of his service. Of course Whelan could've come home 2 years ago when Putin's boyfriend Trump was in office but noody was advocating for him cuz no one knew he existed until 24 hours ago.

Biden chose a 2x olympic gold medalist over a thieving thug and Americans are PISSED. I can't imagine why.