Who is a messy pisser ...

[Telstra]

where you make a few drops of piss on the floor when pissing ?

 

[BigLug]

When aiming at a target,
shoot first,
then call whatever you hit the target.

 

[Ram]

*guilty of being a spastic pisser*

 

[Jayden]

Depends on how much I have had to drink.

 

[Arcorj]

That's better than mine. It looks to me like somone threw up on his butt. I never could figure out why he didn't change it. I our house the motto is
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle;
be a sweetie wipe the seatie!"
Then put the "^&( D)("lid down!!!!

 

[CudDULL]

I aim pretty well so nope not a messy pisser haha. I usually sit if i'm too lazy though.

 

[Telstra]

a few guys pissed in my toilet.
I have to mop it clean after.


I bet most of the messy pisser are the ones with Foreskins !!!

 

[Paws]

I'm a pessymister.

 

[freefall]

Ever tried the standing toilet (damn I forget its name)?

 

[milboy]

Ever forget to pull back your foreskin? Expect to clean up a mess if you forget to. I never forget to pull mine back, love the feeling I get from it.