Who Is FROM THE UK?

[Looking4Fun2009]

I'm from London.

 

[panic1]

Huddersfield.

At Uni In Newcastle

 

[Rashman]

From York, looking to be sucked and give anal

 

[unloadonme]

Oh no. Two more Yorkshiremen!

 

[emoboi]

kent here

 

[topdad44]

American in London

 

[Mihr86]

east yorkshire here

 

[unloadonme]

Hello Mark. You must be just down the road. Like your photos!

 

[Scegzy]

Welcome to the forum

 

[OogieMess]

Welcome to the forum

You're very welcoming for a new person.

 

[miatajim]

Used to Live in London, Brighton, and Southend (first person to make an Essex boy joke I hunt down and kill). Back in the US now, long term goal is to move back at some point, just got to talk the Bf in too it.

 

[unloadonme]

Used to Live in London, Brighton, and Southend (first person to make an Essex boy joke I hunt down and kill).

What's the difference between an Essex boy and a Bag of Crisps?
You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps.

What's the difference between an Essex boy and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in him.

What does an Essex boy say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

What does an Essex boy put behind his ears to make him more attractive?
His feet.

How do you know when an Essex boy's had an orgasm?
He drops his bag of chips.

What is the difference between an Essex boy and the Titanic?
Only 1,500 went down on the Titanic.

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex boy?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Why do Essex boys wear briefs?
To keep their ankles warm.

Why was the Essex boy so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years".

How do you make an Essex boy laugh on a Saturday?
Tell him a joke on a Wednesday.

What does the label in an Essex boy’s briefs say?
NEXT!

Why do Essex boys wear so much hair spray?
So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

Why don't you let Essex boys take coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

Why is an Essex boy like a turtle?
They’re both fucked when they're on their back.

What do you say to an Essex boy that won't give in?
"Have another beer."

What's the first three things an Essex boy does in the morning?
1. Says "Thanks guys... "
2. Introduces himself.
3. Goes home.

What do you do if an Essex boy throws a grenade at you?
Catch it, pull out the pin and throw it back.

What do a Ford Escort door and an Essex boy have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's the irritating part around an Essex boy's arse?
The Essex boy!

 

[Garthes]

hey lads;just moved down to cambridge

 

[Lefty]

Don't sweat the miata boy ULOM.....obviously his time in Essex did nothing to

teach him about the difference between Gym and Jim....never mind why he

can't get his miata into the regatta let alone across the pond. We got your

back old boy.

 

[7inchuncutguy]

york leeds area here :l)

 

[beachboy69]

From Dorset, near Bournemouth.

 

[unloadonme]

Cripes, this thread has suddenly sprung back into life. Good to see some new guys here (and one of the regulars, hi Lefty ) and one more to add to my list of Yorkshiremen.

 

[macalambe]

Aberdeen here

 

[Lefty]

Welcome to the front of the bus MAC.

No idea what took ya lad but demmed glad ya found your way.

 

[7inchuncutguy]

where in the uk?

we should all have an orgy haha