Who is the last person you masturbated to? [2021 Edition]

[Irish Queer]

I…… I agree with you Irish Queer. Hugh Jackman has been my spunk box for a very long time. Yet I also have to say Michael Fassbender from X-Men Dark Phoenix

I'm in total and absolute love and lust with Fassbender, he's another go to for me.

 

[Myles]

Oh goddess, I love that Irish German red head. He is so sexy, so masculine. In fact he happens to also be my favorite.

 

[Irish Queer]

Oh goddess, I love that Irish German red head. He is so sexy, so masculine. In fact he happens to also be my favorite.

His smile makes me melt, I fall in love and lust with him again and again each time he smiles.

 

[Myles]

Right. So right Irish Queer. And fuck I bet he is the best fuck ever. I mean Hugh Jackman has been my favorite since I was 12 when X-men came out. Yes my age is revealed, lol.

 

[Irish Queer]

Right. So right Irish Queer. And fuck I bet he is the best fuck ever. I mean Hugh Jackman has been my favorite since I was 12 when X-men came out. Yes my age is revealed, lol.

I was 18 when it came out lol and both Hugh Jackman and James Marsden made it extremely difficult for me to deny my growing feeling for men lol. Oh I would totally do weird ass kinky shit with Fassbender if he asked. I believe he would be an amazing fuck.

 

[Myles]

I was 18 when it came out lol and both Hugh Jackman and James Marsden made it extremely difficult for me to deny my growing feeling for men lol. Oh I would totally do weird ass kinky shit with Fassbender if he asked. I believe he would be an amazing fuck.

LMFAO, great so you are 8 years older than me. Yet fuck. And his voice and accent. Hugh Jackman definitely a pure Alpha man and with Michael Fassbender. I had secretly hope that his and James McAvoy Eric and Charles had a more than just friends. I swear after Charles saved Eric from the water, they fucked. Or at least during the mutant road trip.

 

[Irish Queer]

LMFAO, great so you are 8 years older than me. Yet fuck. And his voice and accent. Hugh Jackman definitely a pure Alpha man and with Michael Fassbender. I had secretly hope that his and James McAvoy Eric and Charles had a more than just friends. I swear after Charles saved Eric from the water, they fucked. Or at least during the mutant road trip.

Oh they were totally fucking no doubt in my mind, come on he didn't even notice Mystique lol.

 

[Myles]

Oh they were totally fucking no doubt in my mind, come on he didn't even notice Mystique lol.

(Cackles) Well of course. We all knew they were fucking and I had never hated a fictional character before. I was internally screaming at Charles to get off my man. And hated Jean Grey because James Marsden Scott and Hugh Jackman Logan were fighting over her.

 

[Irish Queer]

(Cackles) Well of course. We all knew they were fucking and I had never hated a fictional character before. I was internally screaming at Charles to get off my man. And hated Jean Grey because James Marsden Scott and Hugh Jackman Logan were fighting over her.

I know imagine Hugh Jackman and Marsden fighting over you. I'd make them wrestle Greco Roman style for my affection lol. Although the comics now have Wolverine, Jean and Cyclops in a polymerous relationship, so at least Wolverine and Cyclops might be doing each other lol.

 

[Myles]

I know imagine Hugh Jackman and Marsden fighting over you. I'd make them wrestle Greco Roman style for my affection lol. Although the comics now have Wolverine, Jean and Cyclops in a polymerous relationship, so at least Wolverine and Cyclops might be doing each other lol.

Lol, let’s just say I would be like, Scott, yeah we dated since high school, yet there is enough to go around. Yet that is the comic. You know Fox will never allow that. Yet with Michael’s convincing me that I am a god amongst men, yeah the Phoenix is coming out.

 

[Irish Queer]

Lol, let’s just say I would be like, Scott, yeah we dated since high school, yet there is enough to go around. Yet that is the comic. You know Fox will never allow that. Yet with Michael’s convincing me that I am a god amongst men, yeah the Phoenix is coming out.

Disney won't allow it more like.

 

[Myles]

Disney won't allow it more like.

Nope. Not happening. Unfortunately. Yet a price to pay for Capitalism

 

[Irish Queer]

Nope. Not happening. Unfortunately. Yet a price to pay for Capitalism

This had me loling.

 

[Myles]

This had me loling.

Well it is true love. Yet okay I have to admit that Evan Peters is attractive too. Though I prefer James Marsden Scott than young Scott.

 

[DragoCronzo]

Niko Vangelis cumming over himself

 

[Myles]

Oh Dash. DragoCronzo good choice.

 

[sharpmax]

Actor Charlie Plummer

 

[Myles]

Alexander Skarsgård, and Joe Manganiello

 

[Palmiro]

Alexander Skarsgård, and Joe Manganiello

Good choices, indeed!

 

[Myles]

Good choices, indeed!

Aye thank you. Now you are making me blush.