Who's been to a nude beach?

[Reischfleger]

How did you like it?

I have never been to one before. I walk around naked in the gym locker room, but I am sure being out in public is another experience

 

[Charon]

Couple of times; it was aight.

 

[unloadonme]

Nope.

 

[ChristianGianni]

once, I was so hard it was both painful and embarrasing

 

[TUgrad12]

I've never been, but the thought is intriguing.

 

[Alistair]

once, I was so hard it was both painful and embarrasing

I haven’t. You’ll have to take me.

 

[TUgrad12]

I haven’t. You’ll have to take m

I wanna cum too

 

[Vannie]

I thought it was a nude beach.

 

[LeicsDom]

I used to live in Brighton and regularly went to both the nudist beaches.
Once you have been a couple of times the nudity is incidental

 

[me203]

No. If I went, there could be an ugly streaking incident as the others on the beach take one look at my nude body, and run away, fast, to get away from the sight!

 

[Araucaria]

I've been to a nude beach several times, my ex was especially into it. It's really no big deal, it's just like being at the beach, only that you and everyone else is nude.

A word of warning, though. I went to the beach in Florida, and the sun at the beach especially is BRUTAL!!! As in, it will fry your ass like a slice of bacon in under 10 minutes. I got the worst sunburn in my life there-- and that was in February! I would buy a beach umbrella, and slather on the sunblock liberally.

BTW, don't worry about how you'll look. Sure, you're older and out of shape, but everyone else is like that too, and they don't give a damn.

 

[Vannie]

There was another time at a nude beach involving a butt plug and killing a seagull.

Butt I rather not talk about it.

 

[me203]

sun at the beach especially is BRUTAL!!!

I remember one joke about a man who got a sunburned penis while doing nude sunbathing. It felt miserable. In deperation, he went and poured a carton of cold milk over his penis. HIs girl friend caught him in the act and said: "I've always wondered how men load that thing!"

 

[JUB]

I just went in December it was pretty interesting I enjoyed it. The one went to was coed in Miami.

 

[cabinfever]

Yeah - many times. I had a place I liked to lay in the sun.

Alot of people were having sex but no interest for me as I think sand and sex are incompatible,

 

[m1thousand]

The one in Vancouver is out by the university. It has a killer staircase you have to walk down. Then there is a trek to the gay section. There are secluded areas where guys fool around

I hadnt been in years so I went about 6 months ago, It wasnt sunny. I got down the staircase and everyone was dressed because it was an overcast day. I stripped down, walked to the gay section, where there was no one. Going on an overcast day was a bad idea.

Oh, but I just remembered long ago, it was late in the day and I met a gay couple. I laid on the log and one guy sucked me off. I forget what the other guy was doing.

But its a fairly famous beach that most Vancourites know about.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wreck+beach

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Yes, but to one where there was no sex.

 

[Kahaih]

once, I was so hard it was both painful and embarrasing

I'd just hang my car keys on it and act like it was intentional.

 

[rareboy]

When I was younger, I used to hit Hanlan's Point where most of the time, you could take it all off.

 

[nycguydowntown]

Yes never saw much that impressed me