Who's the funniest JUBber?

[neruda]

Ram
Hands down too I would think

 

[EwanSF]

Kenny, TX, Marley...and jktoooo although for very different reasons than the first three.

 

[Ram]

Ram --> 8

RationalLatrine --> 8
Marleyisanasshole --> 6
MoehoebitchfatPhoenix7 --> 4
Pretty "Ugly" Pete --> 4
Absoloser --> 3
GL "paid for supportership so I can't say anything mean" --> 2
Fartkell --> 2
Marvtha "too many multiple personalities and only 2 votes" --> 2
Madonna --> 2 (*insert bad black joke*)
Caligula --> 1 (The vote system has a + 1 -1 discrepancy. In this case, it's - 5.)
Kennyworthnothing --> 1
Lesbopogue --> 1 A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator ‘I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s gonna f*ing EAT me!'
Martin6butonlyhasonevote --> 1
Joshua "I can't believe Madonna has more votes than me" Me -->1
Jasun --> 1 (no wonder he deleted his account)
Raven "voted himself" star --> 1
Phierce --> 1 (typical of women. can't tell a joke)
Texmessinhispants --> 1
Killjoke indeed --> 1
Centrex "no wonder he is a" farmer --> 1
vanpussy-->1
Vanti go-shave-yourself --> 1
Andrew "the joke is in my existence" D --> 1
Telstra --> 1
Chance1 --> 1 (got his vote by chance hence the nick.)


Come on, Ram! ONE MORE VOTE!!!!

 

[Ram]

You have to do way more trolling and insensitive baiting around here if you expect to get my vote.

MoehoebitchfatPhoenix7? Pffft! Is that the best you can do, Ram darling? Preschoolers have flipped my crazy ass off more creatively and wittingly than that.

I can't do it wittingly.

 

[Ram]

Wait for the definition before making a call like that.

I'm wittingly

 

[Ram]

 

[Ram]

Preschoolers have flipped my crazy ass off more creatively and wittingly than that.

And knowingly?

 

[Fucker29]

And here was I thinking my thread would've started drama. Wow!

 

[Telstra]

i give 3 votes to AndrewD but his votes MUST be shared with rareboy and they must meet each other at least once.

 

[G-Lexington]

Elvin
RRRRalph
Rational Lunacy

For precisely the same reasons.

Lex

 

[MrWright]

Oh, this is SO easy.

Danugh (he trolls by the name Digicel nowadays) gets the trophy for funniest JUBber ever for me.

I mean where to start with this dude? If he isn't madly obsessing about everything that is Rihanna and Shitney Spears, he's braiding his dick hairs together to lure hot young "straight" barbers into his clutches. I mean this guy and his hilariously unbalanced posts/threads can start a bootleg online fuck fantasy site all on it's own.

Read this oldie but comedy goody by him and you'll see what I mean.
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=214512

I like that he posts irrelevant pictures....

Like his second post in the thread where he says it was hot...

...and he put up lifeguards.

Classy.

 

[Ram]

My dictionary defines it as something said or done deliberately or intentionally. But whatever, you should know me well enough by now to cut me deep to the core with something truly outrageous and scandalous, lol.

Moephoniex7 --> 5

 

[frankfrank]

A horse walks into a bar.....

The bartender says.....Why the long face?

John Kerry walks into a bar.

The bartender says..."why the long face?"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. hehehehahahohohoho

 

[BlueD]

Back in 2002, this was voted the 'funniest joke in the world' by a panel of scientists (true).

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

So on telling this joke, I, Justaguy or JAG for short, hereby claim the title of funniest jubber. There can be no disputes, as no joke is funnier (the scientists said so) than the one I have just told.

Ok, for all your attempts, I will give Justaguy a vote for funniest Jubber!

 

[sonny10305]

Now THAT'S funny

 

[G-Lexington]

John Kerry walks into a bar.

The bartender says..."why the long face?"

A bear walks in the bar on his hind legs. The bartender asks, "What will you have?"

The bear starts to answer, then stops and shakes his head for a minute. He begins pointing at a bottle behind the bar, and then again stops and shake his head for another minute. Finally he sighs, hold up his hands, and says, "Just...give me a beer."

The bartender cocks his head and says, "Why the big pause?"

Lex

 

[GL]

what does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

they both get loaded in the rear,and go woo woo woo.

i was remiss in not initially mentioning vanman. forgive me darling?

for eons now vannie has made me laugh. and i love to poke fun at him and his love for broccoli, and the resulting gaseous anomalies.

 

[Paws]

POPULARITY CONTEST! I thought that's only for Myspace.

Those who don't get mentioned, please feel hurt and eave JUB in shame!

 

[JUB]

Doodee is my pick

 

[asian87]

Those who don't get mentioned, please feel hurt and eave JUB in shame!

It depends on how you find the candidates funny. If nomination goes for dumbs I'd consider myself blessed. hahaha

Have I got a hope of being nominated?