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Who's the funniest JUBber?

Add my vote for RL. But the ones who used to really crack me up (without ever intending to) were Andreus and Kahil. Oh, and Sixthson can be great for the occasional witty, wry comment.
 
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Popularity threads are making a comeback eh? I like this thread honestly. I got mentioned. It was nice to be noticed. I was quite surprised actually, I had my full lurk mode on and yet, people noticed my JUB existence. This does not show that I'm funny, or sexy or whatever; it just shows that I've got great friends (or I'm part of the Old Establishment: impenetrable clique that has a powerful control on JUB). Even for my friends who didn't vote for me, I'm just not going to speak to them, that's all.

As much as I want to make this post about me, I can't (I can but I won't because I'm mature). There is no such thing as the funniest (actually there is; you're reading his words right now) or hottest (me) or the most intelligent (me). It's quite silly that we are pitted against each other. I didn't joined JUB for that. And no, I'm not posting this because I think I might lose this competition and thought it would be best to have my crown snatched by the next undeserving butt-ugly pus-brain "winner" and step down from the throne with my name on it in the most mature manner.

JUB is seriously one of the funniest sites out there. There were times where this place was a riot -- and all it took were simple, ordinary members being themselves (I was once a simple member too, you know). There were moments of beauty found on this site without having any self-pics posted. There were sparks of brilliance again found on this... nah, I think I'll take that back. All I'm saying is, treat this thread like any other thread created for amusement and have fun. It means nothing. Just because you weren't mentioned, doesn't mean you're not funny -- it's just means you're boring. That's all, really.

edit: Good God, the ego dripping from this post. Sheesh, I sound as if I'm some big shot self-involved, self-proclaimed king of something.

You're all funny (except Piggy).

Ram
 
KalEilde said:
Why, anybody can force people to listen to their jokes. That's a very mediocre challenge. Every pusillanimous creature that trawls for tenure or has passed along inflated A's and B's can have an audience. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become endless lecturers. And when they feel like it, they make obtuse allusions, and deserve no more real attention than you fear having. But they have one thing you haven't got: an assignment to teach a required course. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Jubiartum E Tutti Fruitti, I hereby assign you to teach Humanities Requirement 101.


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did i see all apple laptops in the pic? what a good bussiness advertising for apple.
 
justaguy said:
I'm thinking that the words 'sheep' and 'New Zealand' are going to be appearing in OzGuys joke. :rolleyes:
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The thought did cross my mind, but then I realized that the people who REALLY count around here (i.e. Americans) wouldn't have a bloody clue what I was talking about, wouldn't think I was even slightly humorous, and therefore, wouldn't vote for me.

So .... I'm still thinkin' about it! #-o
 
KalEilde said:
How awfully careless of me. You are from New Zealand, and I chose Oz. Ah, gooseberries!
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(now let's see, where is that old kiwi commercial...?..)




And I see we have another winner:



Once again, Telstra plays it for laughs.
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no i'm serious, they looks like apple laptops the students used in the pic.
 
I think you're funny (on certain occasions) Cummy. Give it time, let people understand your personality. I used to berate you for the things you post but now I'm getting it -- it's your thing. Post regularly and wisely, and maybe your efforts might be appreciated.
 
justaguy said:
Back in 2002, this was voted the 'funniest joke in the world' by a panel of scientists (true).

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. ......

..... There can be no disputes, as no joke is funnier (the scientists said so) than the one I have just told.
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Sorry to rain on your parade, JAG, but I've got one that's even better, and there's not one mention of a Kiwi or sheep in it! ....



Up in the tropical waters of North Queensland , two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally, one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted.'

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(Nope, the punch line doesn't involve a prawn cocktail! :p )

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

'Where's Christian?' he asked.

'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark', came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.'

Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'

Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'........



(You're going to love this ...............................)


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'I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian!'

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Why would anybody want to be the funniest JUBber?

Why would anybody want the dubious mantle of being the most well-received, so-sweet-I'll-give-you-diabetes, middle-of-the-road "joker" on a website which is, on the whole, as funny as liver metastases?

The "funny" JUBbers do nothing more than trot-out cheap puns, recycle old jokes and are so afraid of offending people that their point of view is pointless. They are no better than the Colin Hunt character from The Fast Show.

If your humour appeals to the hoi polloi on here, it is not something to be proud of - you should be ashamed.

If you have to polish of one of your tedious posts with a "j/k", than you are a bigger twat than the rest of them.
 
BenF said:
Why would anybody want to be the funniest JUBber?

Why would anybody want the dubious mantle of being the most well-received, so-sweet-I'll-give-you-diabetes, middle-of-the-road "joker" on a website which is, on the whole, as funny as liver metastases?

The "funny" JUBbers do nothing more than trot-out cheap puns, recycle old jokes and are so afraid of offending people that their point of view is pointless. They are no better than the Colin Hunt character from The Fast Show.

If your humour appeals to the hoi polloi on here, it is not something to be proud of - you should be ashamed.

If you have to polish of one of your tedious posts with a "j/k", than you are a bigger twat than the rest of them.
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i think everyone would agreed with you on this one. :)
But quite hurtful to the funniest jubbers .....
 
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